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NoMercy

So who's still out there?

Not tired enough to go to bed yet. X
02:29 Sat 07th Mar 200926 answers, last by Mr Veritas 03:44 Sat 07th Mar 2009
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Does anybody just fancy having a chinwag? Dot?

Had a bitch of a day, but I've not come on here to bitch. Talk me down and make me laugh at myself!
00:28 Sat 07th Mar 200929 answers, last by NoMercy 12:39 Sat 07th Mar 2009
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Reformed Scampi......

Is this a crustacean that has undergone social rehabilitation? Sounds a bit fishy to me........... Did that help ??????
15:42 Fri 06th Mar 20097 answers, last by hailthechimp 19:29 Fri 06th Mar 2009
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NoMercy

Why does everyone argue on here?

Surely life is too short? I appreciate that peoples' opinions differ - but is there any need for such cutting remarks?
11:58 Fri 06th Mar 200979 answers, last by OldJake.. 16:30 Fri 06th Mar 2009
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Where's dot.hawkes this evening?

She always livens things up! If you know what I mean...
23:22 Thu 05th Mar 2009252 answers, last by legendis.god 14:40 Thu 19th Mar 2009
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NoMercy

Best Irish joke ever!

Paddy had been drinking down at his local pub all day. Mick the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy!" Paddy replies, "Ok Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins round on...
22:28 Thu 05th Mar 20091 answer, last by joesdaddy 22:34 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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NoMercy

How do you get rid of a cockroach?

Tell him you want a long-term relationship! Boom Boom!
22:15 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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NoMercy

Serious warning to all

I've just had an email warning me about someone called Simon Ashton. His email addy is [email protected] and he is a hacker apparently. If he pops up in your inbox, don't open, just delete!
21:13 Thu 05th Mar 20092 answers, last by NoMercy 21:21 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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Every man has a place...

In his heart there's a place, And the world can't erase his fantasies Take a ride in the sky, on our ship fantasii, All your dreams will come true right away........
21:03 Thu 05th Mar 20097 answers, last by NoMercy 21:16 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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I'm not feeling myself today....

Do you mind if I feel you instead?
19:52 Thu 05th Mar 200911 answers, last by legendis.god 20:48 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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NoMercy

If you could be a kid again for just one day

What would you put in your lunchbox? I'd have some Billy Bear Sausage slice sarnies, a bag of Space Raiders and a carton of Umbongo!
18:55 Thu 05th Mar 200922 answers, last by NoMercy 20:24 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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NoMercy

Good morning (or should I say...

good afternoon) :-) Just dragged my lazy rump outta bed - but I didn't go to bed til 3! Gonna take Bertie for a walk down by the lake - as the sun is shining beautifully. Must make contact with my mum...
13:19 Thu 05th Mar 20098 answers, last by NoMercy 18:24 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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Goodnight everyone

I'm done in!
03:21 Thu 05th Mar 20096 answers, last by chicho,bird2 03:52 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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NoMercy

Anyone just fancy a lighthearted laugh?

Do you know any rude (ish) jokes? No mudslinging allowed!!!!!!!!
02:14 Thu 05th Mar 200913 answers, last by redman41 10:42 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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NoMercy

Time for a change?

I have quite long, very dark hair. I've been thinking of having it cut quite short, recently. Any chance I would regret doing this when I walked out of the salon?
01:29 Thu 05th Mar 200920 answers, last by *Princess* 02:10 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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NoMercy

Anyone wanna go to bed?

With Johnny Depp?
00:11 Thu 05th Mar 200926 answers, last by NoMercy 01:50 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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My balls are swollen

Has anyone got any Optrex?
22:31 Wed 04th Mar 20094 answers, last by NoMercy 22:41 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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NoMercy

Would you rather.........?

be plain with brains? Or simple, with killer looks? And what would you prefer your partner to have?
22:04 Wed 04th Mar 200917 answers, last by andy-hughes 12:19 Thu 05th Mar 2009
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What would you call a bloody good night in?

A KFC Bargain Bucket and a bottle of Blue Nun? A face mask, mani & pedi and Chaka Khan? Have the guys round and watch a porno?
19:10 Wed 04th Mar 200962 answers, last by NoMercy 20:09 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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How do I email the Ed

to make a complaint?
02:24 Wed 04th Mar 200910 answers, last by pastafreak 08:52 Wed 04th Mar 2009