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Has there ever been a feature film dedicated to the Gunpowder plot?

Guy fawkes and his failed plot are a key point in British history but has there ever been a feature film where the plot is the main story and not just a small storyline that is included? If so, as...
03:09 Thu 09th Oct 20083 answers, last by bednobs 13:48 Thu 09th Oct 2008
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Women

Women are like hurricanes. All hot and sticky just before they come and when they leave, a mans house has gone.
11:01 Mon 08th Sep 2008
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Women are like fires

If they are not watched closely, they go out.
12:12 Sun 31st Aug 20084 answers, last by jno 02:34 Tue 02nd Sep 2008
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7 x 13 = 28

No wonder there are so many unanswered questions in science when the basic teaching of mathematics has been flawed for all of these years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMi5TUJDso
13:20 Wed 27th Aug 20082 answers, last by wildwood 07:46 Thu 28th Aug 2008
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Women & carpets

Women are like carpets. If you lay them right first time, you can walk all over them for years.
21:27 Thu 14th Aug 20084 answers, last by truffles 02:26 Sat 16th Aug 2008
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Samsung E-250 Phones

Where on Earth is the apostrophe when sending texts? It's not with all of the other punctuation marks on the number 1 key. I have had my phone for a while now and got the other half one too. I can't...
19:40 Sun 03rd Aug 20083 answers, last by Mortartube 22:48 Sun 03rd Aug 2008
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The Rednecks wedding night

It was a Rednecks wedding night and he was in bed with his new bride. Just as he was about to make love to her she said, "Billy-Joe, be gentle with me, 'cause I ain't never been with a man before"....
19:02 Sat 19th Jul 2008
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What's brown, steams and sits on a piano stool?

Beethovens first movement.
12:47 Mon 14th Jul 2008
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Origin of Mush for face

I believe that it may have originated in London but why Mush?
15:52 Thu 19th Jun 200811 answers, last by DaSwede 11:53 Fri 20th Jun 2008
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How long until Big Brother finishes?

I loathe this show and it takes away a channel that frequently shows programmes that I do like. So how long until I can look forward to turning the TV on and this dross will be a fading memory?
22:43 Sat 07th Jun 20086 answers, last by daisycup 14:32 Mon 09th Jun 2008
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Hitch Hiker

I picked up a beautiful hitch hiker the other day. But I think she was a witch, because she put her hand on my D**k and I turned into a lay-by.
13:01 Mon 02nd Jun 2008
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Hated Americanisms

Which Americanism(s) that have crept into the English language, do you hate the most? The one that jangles my nerves the most is when people want to buy something in a shop and say "Can I get a"...
13:26 Fri 30th May 200846 answers, last by harryticker 15:21 Sun 15th Jan 2012
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Windows Genuine Advantage Software

I have 2 copies of windows, one a proper disc and one a not so proper disc (I mislaid the original and had to get a friend to copy his quickly). I have the non valid windows installed and naturally...
17:26 Mon 05th May 20085 answers, last by Mortartube 01:22 Tue 06th May 2008
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Horlicks Tablets

I crave them. Can you still get then anywhere in the UK? They are lovely and unobtainable. (Unless you know differently)
02:04 Sat 26th Apr 20085 answers, last by Mortartube 17:45 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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70's or early 80's Sitcom long shot

I recall a sitcom that began with a guy getting the sack from his job, he buys flowers to break it to his wife gently who tells him she's leaving him. I think there may have been a few more bad luck...
12:03 Mon 14th Apr 20086 answers, last by mccfluff 15:14 Mon 14th Apr 2008
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Mortartubes Cheesy song of the day

After seeing 3ight8balls cheesy song post I have been inspired to follow suit.
13:45 Fri 14th Mar 2008
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Swimming pool

My friend used to run his own swimming pool but he went under.
12:50 Wed 05th Mar 20087 answers, last by squarebear 12:10 Mon 10th Mar 2008
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Gravity and Time

I was watching a programme on TV last night that basically said the further away from a gravitational field that you go, the faster time runs. They used the timing on GPS satellites as an example, the...
13:12 Wed 30th Jan 20084 answers, last by Mortartube 16:31 Wed 30th Jan 2008
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DNA in Transfused Blood

Hello, I have been pondering this. Imagine that as a blood donor, I gave blood and that blood was given to a patient in hospital as a transfusion. Then imagine a short while later that the patient...
13:03 Wed 30th Jan 20083 answers, last by wildwood 02:38 Thu 31st Jan 2008
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Can't download e-mails

Hello, I can't download my e-mails on one of my accounts. I am using Outlook and Thunderbird. I have contacted the ISP and after a long process of elimination, it may be that my inbox folder is...
13:09 Wed 16th Jan 20083 answers, last by zlatan24 13:31 Sun 29th Apr 2012

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