Donate SIGN UP

melv16

661 to 680 of 774

First Previous 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 Next Last

Avatar Image
melv16
... That prospective Liverpool manager, Jürgen Klopp, has a brother called Clipperty, Clipperty......
Avatar Image
melv16
Dull, dull and even duller. Except for the band from the Ukraine, who I thought were excellent.
Avatar Image
melv16
.. You call a beautiful woman sat next to a ginger bloke? A hostage......
Avatar Image
melv16
Do courgettes go with paprika?
Avatar Image
melv16
Going to the above match on Saturday, who do I support? Bearing in mind that my daughter's in laws are Italian.
Avatar Image
melv16
Only two left to get. To egg on. 5 --a-- Overladen postman?...
Avatar Image
melv16
..Richard Thompson's on tonight..yayyy
Avatar Image
melv16
...seen a shih tzu. It didn't have any elephants...
Avatar Image
melv16
...beef, hooked...
Avatar Image
melv16
Is it possible to freeze fresh horseradish?
Avatar Image
melv16
Unlucky that if I was one of Victoria Coren's triplets, I'd be the one on the bottle
Avatar Image
melv16
Will the Reading team have their fingers on Buzzard,;-)
Avatar Image
melv16
The sprinkler bit on the shower head is impossible to remove. What's the best way of cleaning it?
Avatar Image
melv16
Well. That was a temple of disappointment! No tits, no bums, just lots of blubbing.
Avatar Image
melv16
How many were found guilty?
Avatar Image
melv16
.. On moving staircases is escalating..
Avatar Image
melv16
.. Inventor of the door knocker has just been awarded the Nobel prize..
Avatar Image
melv16
Anybody got any recipes for the above, other than pies and crumble. I've got loads to eat:-)
Avatar Image
melv16
Dog walkers: Stop your dogs pulling on the lead by walking a bit faster....
Avatar Image
melv16
I've never seen so many ugly and badly dressed people in one place;-)

661 to 680 of 774

First Previous 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 Next Last