The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried 'How dare you do this to...
A guy is lying in his hospital bed, wired up with drips and monitors, breathing with the aid of an oxygen mask. A young lady comes round the ward with the tea and newspaper trolley. Approaching him...
hi all. i just reversed in to a bmw and squashed his front wing in my falt i no. but he was parked on double yellow line's so will my insurance pay or not. or am i at falt. i will post this in...
In these tough financial times when we are all feeling the crunch... what recipes do you have to share with us all that are cheap, easy and tasty??? Simple... but I make baked potatoes (oven cooked...
Given that the latest slaughter in America (Alabama) has claimed at least 10 lives, is it right that access to firearms there should be as simple and easy as buying a loaf of bread in the UK? Or are...
A man goes to see a wizard and says..... 'Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?' 'Maybe' says the wizard 'If you can remember the words of the curse' The man replied.... 'I now pronounce...
England is considering free prescriptions. We already have them in Wales. I think it is a mixed blessing. For those who are ill they are great, but you will get scroungers (rich and poor) who will...
This is why i got my first one,though i soon got sacked for gross misconduct and then sued by the milkman union for wearing their trademarked uniform and for constantly bullying other co workers into...
I still use imperial measurement, cant be done with the metric system ,hate it when you go into shops and you will ask for something and they say what size and i say its so many feet and inches,and...
Hi I am on my first day of non smoking. I smoked about 20 + a day. I have been OK this morning but suddenly I feel so moody! Arggggggghhhh Help!!!!! How long does this last?