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first time.

A couple had just finished having sex for the first time, you have got a small organ the woman said, yes replied the man but its never player in a cathedral before.
23:24 Sat 17th Feb 2007
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Male or Female,

Would it be possible when a question is asked, or an answer is received, that a M for male or an F for female be added at the end, very often i would like to know what sex i am talking to,but their...
22:46 Sat 17th Feb 20079 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 23:37 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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Why

While answering a question with a true story ,the word ejaculate had to be used, can you tell me why my answer was pulled , it was not used in a rude way at all.
00:53 Fri 16th Feb 20075 answers, last by Marvelman 22:37 Sat 17th Feb 2007
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mixed up.

Heard about the man who got his mogadon and viagra mixed up and took them together, he went to bed for forty w&nks.
21:58 Wed 14th Feb 20071 answer, last by warpig1 09:51 Thu 15th Feb 2007
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visit to doctors.

A man went to see his doctor, i have a bowel movement every morning at seven thirty, he told the doctor, thats fine replied the doctor whats the problem, i dont get up untill eight the man replied.
22:25 Thu 08th Feb 20071 answer, last by smudge 11:25 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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Bird flu.

George Bush is so concerned about bird flu, he is thinking of bombing the Canary Islands.
22:31 Tue 06th Feb 20073 answers, last by mibn2cweus 09:32 Thu 08th Feb 2007
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Funeral.

A man on holiday was surprised to see coming around the corner in a small town, a hearse, followed by a man with a large dog on a lead, walking behind it, and walking behind them 24 men in single...
23:11 Mon 05th Feb 20072 answers, last by donegal 17:54 Tue 06th Feb 2007
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Party.

A man at a posh party asked a young lady if she would like a cocktail, ho yes she replied, i havent heard one for ages,
00:09 Sat 03rd Feb 20071 answer, last by firehazzard 11:49 Sat 03rd Feb 2007
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Referendum.

If Britain had a referendum on should hanging be brought back, what do you think the result would be.
22:36 Wed 31st Jan 200725 answers, last by hockenc 11:42 Sun 06th May 2007
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On honymoon.

An American, an Englishman, and an Irishman were all on their honymoon in the same hotel, all were having breakfast at the same table, pass the honey, honey, said the American to his new wife, pass...
00:12 Wed 31st Jan 20071 answer, last by Leight0n 16:57 Tue 06th Feb 2007
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Bigger bust.

A woman getting ready for bed was looking in the mirror she had small breasts and a large bottom, i wish my breasts were bigger she said to her husband, tell you what to do he said, take a few sheets...
23:43 Tue 30th Jan 20072 answers, last by Marvelman 21:24 Wed 31st Jan 2007
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Bigger Breasts.

A woman getting ready for bed stood looking into the mirror, she had a large bum and a small bust, i wish my tits were bigger she said to her husband, tell you what to do he said, get a few sheets of...
23:23 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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Mens singing voices.

Can anyone tell me the ranges of mens singing voices please, Tenor etc etc. Many thanks in advance.
22:43 Mon 29th Jan 20072 answers, last by Marvelman 22:08 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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Operation

A man wakes up in hospital after an operation, standing beside him is the surgeon, there has been a mix up he said, you came in for a simple vasectomy, but you have had a full sex change by mistake,...
22:38 Mon 29th Jan 2007
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Elderberrys

Can anyone tell me where i can buy Elderberrys from, for wine making. Thanks in advance.
22:59 Sun 28th Jan 20075 answers, last by Marvelman 21:55 Tue 30th Jan 2007

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