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A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of the house gave their butler, Jervis, the night off. She said they would return home very late, and she hoped he would enjoy his...
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A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship....
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Where do senior citizens go for their honeymoon? Viagra Falls, where else?
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Poor Leroy had fallen on hard times. He lost his job at the fertilizer plant, his wife had left him, his unemployment had run out, and he was evicted from his apartment. He packed what little he had...
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A bear walks into a bar and... sits down at the bar, the bar man looks him up and down and asks, "what'll it be?" The bear replies, "I'll...
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The story of Mary Poppins as a nanny is well known. Less well known is her subsequent tale.... She travelled to Hollywood, where she opened a shop on Sunset Boulevard as a fortune-teller. Of course,...
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden knew that, deep down, Andy was a good person. So, the warden...
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The World Expert on European Wasps The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye:...
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First, I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a tepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong...
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A duck goes into a shop and asks, "Can I have some lip salve please?" The shop assistant asks, "Will you be paying cash?" The duck replies, "No thank you, just put it on my bill."
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I was visiting France, and while in Paris I decided to take a guided tour around the beautiful cathedral on the banks of the Seine. As we were being shown around the building, all of a sudden I...
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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One...
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Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So ... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the...
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A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under...
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls...
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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting...
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Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had...
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While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, a man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?" asked the guard. "Sand," said the...
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A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"...
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A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was...

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