Well folks, what did you think of last night's episode? Quite a few twists and turns. Can't believe next week is the last in the series, the characters are just great.
A woman named Emily renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I...
Just to balance things out a little, I think I am a very nice MIL who has a really nasty daughter-in-law. If it wasn't for my grandchildren whom I love dearly I don't think I would ever visit. She...
I'm the life of the party.....even if it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening childproof caps...with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm awake...
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something cr*p! Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Women will never be equal to men...
I Stepped on the scales...I nearly died... "ONE AT A TIME " a little voice cried, How did this happen??? How could this be??? This unsightly mass I'm ashamed to call ME!!! Waistbands get...
Received this from a friend - can't be true surely? Dear Prime Minister The RT. Hon. David Cameron, MP. I wish to ask you a Question:- "Is This True?" I refer to the Pension Reality Check....
Inspired by the 2012 Olympics, London transport chiefs created a special version of their underground railway map by replacing stations with the names of sporting greats but they left out one of the...
All I need to know I learned from the Easter Bunny! Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. There's no such thing as too much candy. All work and no play can...
Was on another chat site earlier and one dear lady posted this: "Stiff and achy this morning, did too much yesterday though hardly anything compared to someone fit and (dare I say it?) younger!...
Every time I log on to AB, I get the same page - a thread which I contributed to in April 2011. Is this normal or is there a way I can get to eg the home page?
Any assistance appreciated....
Sent my friend one of zabado's jokes from yesterday..... "Today is National premature ejaculation day . . . . . . .It was supposed to be tomorrow but . . . . . . . . .." She texted me back...
I used to go out with a girl who worked in a petrol station.
I was absolutely gutted when she dumped me.
Now I can't drive past the station without filling up!...