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Some Nice People are Religious

I do not believe in God, spout any part of the Bible and I'll dismiss it as fiction. However, some of the nicest people I know are religious, many different faiths between them but as a person they...
00:47 Thu 02nd Sep 201019 answers, last by pugwashjw 12:04 Sun 24th Oct 2010
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Swimming Pool

I was asked to leave the local swimming pool this morning as the large bulge in my Speedos was upsetting some of the other swimmers... I pointed out another guy in similar trunks and asked why he...
12:10 Fri 06th Aug 20101 answer, last by Count-A-Strong 12:26 Fri 06th Aug 2010
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I Grew Up In a Tough Area...

When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream then put a cherry on my head... Yes, life was tough in the gateaux....
21:35 Sun 01st Aug 201010 answers, last by bradycat 00:19 Mon 02nd Aug 2010
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Relativity - Atomic Clocks

The basis of the GPS system is time, each satellite has atomic clocks onboard to maintain accurate time and frequency. Because the satellites are moving faster relative to the clocks in the GPS...
14:48 Sat 17th Jul 20108 answers, last by jake-the-peg 08:35 Mon 19th Jul 2010
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Another joke that may need explaining to somebody...

.... One of my personal favourites that I first heard on Answerbank: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains..." "That's the least of your problems, you've got AIDS!"...
17:53 Fri 09th Jul 201031 answers, last by jno 15:29 Sat 17th Jul 2010
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It dozen bare thinking about

EU've gotta be joking! (yolking possibly, if you are really stuck for a pun). I'm sorry but it really winds me up just thinking about how this attack on the Great British culture will be reported in...
20:56 Mon 28th Jun 201035 answers, last by joeluke 11:42 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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Me and the Mormons

Tonight , whilst walking to my good friend Jeffs with a tub of Co-op vanilla ice cream, I was accosted by two very polite boys of the Mormon persuasion who inquired if I "Loved Jesus". I...
02:07 Mon 05th Apr 201023 answers, last by Ankou 18:19 Tue 06th Apr 2010
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Fish in lakes

This is probably a dumb question but why have lakes all around Britain have the same types of fish in them? How does a fish species get from the Highlands to Kent? The simple answers are that humans...
20:39 Fri 12th Feb 20105 answers, last by ll_billym 17:29 Sun 14th Feb 2010
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Sony DMPORT adaptor for iPod

Does anybody have one of these for their Sony AV system? http://www.superfi.co...o.cfm/Product_ID/4768 My question is: If, when docked, I use an iPod app to listen to Internet radio (using my home...
16:53 Wed 20th Jan 2010
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Yacht Pair Kidnapped

Does anybody think that the taxpayer should shell out any money (let alone £4.3m) to get these two released? Neither you nor I are being held by pirates because we didn't go sailing on our yacht...
00:35 Sat 21st Nov 200911 answers, last by Toureman 01:33 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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Accessing a port number in IE8

I recently upgraded to Windows 7 and IE8 on my home PC. I now cannot access port 3000 on a URL that I need for my corporate webmail. Is there an issue with this or does it have to be entered...
23:16 Thu 29th Oct 20093 answers, last by fo3nix 15:43 Fri 30th Oct 2009
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Orange juice & lemonade drink - called Henry?

Does anyone know why a drink of 1/2 Orange juice and 1/2 lemonade is called a Henry? I cannot find the answer to this quickly with a Google search... Thanks....
12:29 Mon 12th Oct 20092 answers, last by mrhobbit 12:35 Tue 06th Aug 2013
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Explanation of a silly sentence...

Can someone explain the 'Scrabble' sentence in the link below to me please by putting it in different words or however makes sense. The other sentences I can make sense of but not that one. Thanks....
22:01 Tue 25th Aug 200913 answers, last by squarebear 12:59 Thu 27th Aug 2009
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Red wine stain on satin dress

Any ideas on how to get a red wine stain out of a satin dress (light coloured)? It's come back from the dry cleaners with most of the stain still in it. Dress was quite expensive and my gf is a bit...
15:21 Fri 10th Jul 2009
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What...

sits at the end of our bed and takes the pi$$ out of you?
01:34 Sat 27th Jun 20094 answers, last by carsonking 22:08 Sat 27th Jun 2009
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Word Up!

Wash up, Tidy up, Pi$$ed up, Wound up, Drink up, Send up, Make up, Etc. Etc. Etc. Why do we use 'up'? As far as I can tell it is not particularly needed... Thanks.
23:30 Wed 24th Jun 20094 answers, last by ll_billym 17:35 Thu 25th Jun 2009
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Facebook

How do I only allow messages from friends to be sent to my inbox? I keep getting messages from people I don't know inviting me to raves. Thanks.
01:35 Tue 23rd Jun 20092 answers, last by ll_billym 22:56 Tue 23rd Jun 2009
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Mae West Quote

Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
00:33 Tue 23rd Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 11:57 Tue 23rd Jun 2009
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Received replacements for stolen golf clubs, now told I owe money

I have a tennant home insurance policy with company A. My golf clubs were stolen from my garage. When I phoned company A they put me through to company B who deal with caims. I spoke to a guy there...
23:42 Fri 03rd Apr 20099 answers, last by ll_billym 21:22 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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Still The Hardest Question On AB....

"Threads I'm involved in"!! This consistently doesn't work properly or if it does takes an absolute age to display. Phew, I feel better now!
20:10 Sun 15th Mar 200910 answers, last by no-knowledge 13:49 Mon 16th Mar 2009

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