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A woman goes to the doctors and says she's got a green mark on either side of her bajingo. He has a look and says "You're not having an affair with a gypsy by any chance?" "Yes",...
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I just got sacked from my job as a bingo caller, apparently 'A meal for two with a hairy view' is not the way to call 69.
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This was mentioned on an episode of Big Bang Theory and I wanted to look into it more but cannot remember much about it. It is a human condition, named after the person who described it, and...
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Two Irish men are driving around town when a police car shows up behind them and flashes the to pull over. The police officer taps on their window. "We are looking for two rapists" said the...
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How pathetic are the church? They tried to pull The Bible out and now they are referring to a dictionary. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17329902 Why can't they just admit that they are scared...
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Because it was stuffed inside Anthony Worrall Thompson's jacket.
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It struck me on a previous thread that I do not know what God is supposed to be. I think I know that God does not exist but how can I know this if I do not know what it is? Can somebody explain to me...
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My Uncle recently hired an Eastern European cleaner for his house, she took over 5 hours to hoover the front room carpet. Turns out she was a Slovack.
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I'm looking replace my Epson D120 inkjet as I don't use it very much (a couple of times a month) and the heads keep getting clogged up, I then waste a lot of ink by unblocking them. Does anyone have...
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I'm trying to find the Australian broadcast commentary for the Johnny Wilkinson World Cup winning drop goal in 2003. Audio+video would be better but just audio is fine as I can imagine what happened!...
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Why the 'Confidential' when printed on an envelope? If nobody opens it, because it is private, then how can they keep the information confidential as they don't know it? If the instruction is for the...
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They said that I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins, but take a look at me now!
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What we believe doesn't in the end matter very much. What matters is how we live.... The last paragraph from the link below. A very well written article by the BBC that has not made my view even...
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I just can't seem to connect with the wife these days.... She keeps on ducking.
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Barman says 'Why the long face?' Horse says 'Because you tell the same f**king joke every time I come in here'.
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I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.
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My Polish wife is struggling to come to terms with the English language. The other night she said to me "Me going out with friends this night". Smiling I had to correct her "No you're...
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Can anyone recommend a free streaming internet radio player with a pause function? I'm not too worried about any other features, just the ability to enter a url to stream and be able to pause it when...
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In a vacuum, one torch facing East, one facing West. Both are switched on at exactly the same time. The light hits opposite walls of the vacuum at exactly the same time. At what speed were the photons...
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That guy is no good at all. I've not been listening to the radio much recently because it's all about the Pope but the little bits of his 'speeches' I have caught made me turn it off immediately. His...

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