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TV " No Signal"

Hello Our TV screen displays the "No Signal" message this does not change at all when i remove the antenna plug where i would expect a flickering screen, Any ideas please....
14:50 Sun 03rd Oct 20108 answers, last by AlBags 15:16 Sun 03rd Oct 2010
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Is myO/H trying to tell me something?

My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed. So he sent in our wedding album....
20:01 Fri 24th Sep 20104 answers, last by ummmm 20:47 Sun 26th Sep 2010
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Memory card reader

Until recently when i place my photo memory card into my PC I would get a banner asking me what i would like to do next (i.e view or copy the photos wherever) but now when i place the card in Picasa...
19:12 Fri 24th Sep 20103 answers, last by lindylou16 17:42 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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Another guy goes to the doctor joke.

A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh." "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor...
11:31 Tue 21st Sep 20104 answers, last by docspock 21:59 Tue 21st Sep 2010
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After you been married a while.

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen...
21:55 Fri 17th Sep 2010
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Doggy Style

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. Does your wife ever do it doggy style? asked the one. Well not exactly. his friend replied, Shes more into the trick dog aspect of it. Oh,...
21:49 Fri 17th Sep 2010
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Groan

A Yorkshire man walks in to a chemist and asks for some arse cream To which the chemist replys "magnum or cornetto?"...
13:55 Mon 13th Sep 201013 answers, last by notafish 19:53 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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This happened last week at first day at our school new school.

Teacher: You boy, what is your name? Boy: Mickey Jones, Sir Teacher: We'll call you Jones here. We don't use first names. Boy: My dad won't like that- he takes offence if people take the Mickey out of...
13:47 Mon 13th Sep 20102 answers, last by RATTER15 20:23 Mon 13th Sep 2010
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Why O Why are we the butt of so many jokes?.

An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site. Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions. OK?"...
18:43 Fri 10th Sep 201011 answers, last by jno 09:42 Mon 13th Sep 2010
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One day at the dinner table

The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are...
18:26 Fri 10th Sep 2010
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Groan

A man went to the doctors the other day. He said, "doctor ,you've got to help me - I keep having visions of the future." He replied, "when did these start?" I said, "next...
18:36 Wed 08th Sep 20101 answer, last by laurababy 20:10 Wed 08th Sep 2010
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It made me laugh!!

West Midlands Police are on the look out for a cross-eyed burglar. They have stated, "If you see him peering in your front window, please warn the people next door."...
09:55 Tue 07th Sep 20101 answer, last by laurababy 15:08 Tue 07th Sep 2010
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Lost manual

Reset the clock on my built under Hotpoint oven. Thx
11:06 Mon 06th Sep 20102 answers, last by lindylou16 11:23 Mon 06th Sep 2010
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A guy got on a bus one day

and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and let loose a big noisy fart. Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked...
18:40 Wed 01st Sep 20103 answers, last by sallabananas 12:29 Thu 02nd Sep 2010
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Was he right??

I was stood outside a pub today smoking a ciggie when the landlord came out and said" If your smoking, you need to be at least 4ft away from the pub or it's illegal?"
13:26 Tue 31st Aug 20103 answers, last by Skyline D 22:19 Tue 31st Aug 2010
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The saying "Live every day as if it's your last"

Is this a morbid view of life?
19:54 Mon 30th Aug 201022 answers, last by McMouse 14:02 Thu 02nd Sep 2010
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Do you know who i haven't got the time for?

People who don't wear wristwatches
16:13 Mon 30th Aug 2010
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Whats wrong with the slogan ?

"British Jobs for British People"? It sounds politically correct to me....
14:02 Fri 27th Aug 201011 answers, last by flobadob 22:32 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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I don't believe i saw this!!

I saw a sign in McDonald's today, it said 'we do not accept £50 notes'. Stone me, if I had a £50 note, I wouldn't be eating in McDonald's....
13:17 Fri 27th Aug 20103 answers, last by piggynose 09:01 Wed 08th Sep 2010

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