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Was this a joke headline in our local paper?

Face painter admits touching up kids.
18:35 Wed 27th Oct 2010
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What song does this come from??

I am sure i heard it in the film "Reservoir Dogs"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, auditioning for the circus again....
15:52 Tue 26th Oct 20104 answers, last by chelle7272 15:56 Tue 26th Oct 2010
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Undecided!!

I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?...
12:53 Tue 26th Oct 201014 answers, last by lindylou16 21:45 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Insurance claims/heath and safety

So where do you stand on the use of ladders?.
20:16 Mon 25th Oct 20106 answers, last by buildersmate 21:53 Wed 27th Oct 2010
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Down the Pub last night--

A guy done a stand up comedy act dressed as Postman Pat. His material was a bit thin but the delivery was good....
19:33 Mon 25th Oct 20104 answers, last by askyourgran 22:55 Mon 25th Oct 2010
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My Printer.

Hi My Epson printer seems to be using more coloured cartridges than black when nearly all my printing is black and white letters etc. Is this usual Ta...
09:26 Wed 20th Oct 20101 answer, last by Wak 12:04 Wed 20th Oct 2010
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Starters

What's a riot? Three dyslexics. Tip top. Never take advice from dyslexics. Two Dyslexics working in a kitchen. The first says, "Can you smell Gas?" The second replies, "I can't even...
12:17 Mon 18th Oct 20101 answer, last by dnaan 00:27 Wed 20th Oct 2010
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Just smile

I didn't like this beard at first but now it's grown on me .
11:43 Mon 18th Oct 20101 answer, last by Brinjal 06:11 Wed 20th Oct 2010
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Code for Radio.

Hi I think i may have to get myself a new battery for a Mazda 6 shortly, The guy at Halfords tells me i shall need the radio code or else the CD/Radio wont work. How do i go about getting this code as...
09:58 Thu 14th Oct 20109 answers, last by lindylou16 17:29 Thu 14th Oct 2010
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Racist or a joke you decide.

My lad came home from school yesterday and asked, "Dad, am I a Jew or am I a Gypsy?" I asked why he wanted to know. He said, "Because a kid at school is selling a bike for thirty quid....
12:21 Wed 13th Oct 20106 answers, last by lindylou16 12:31 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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R.I.P Norman

I've just been to the reading of Norman Wisdom's Will: 'To Lee Evans, I leave f**k all, the bast**ds stolen it all already.'...
20:29 Mon 11th Oct 20103 answers, last by carlton23 00:15 Sat 06th Nov 2010
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Ho Ho Ho

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks "What are you dressed as?" He says a fireman! You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast...
20:50 Mon 04th Oct 201014 answers, last by askyourgran 23:42 Thu 07th Oct 2010
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Trouble coming methinks

A gay man goes to the doctor to receive the results of his AIDS test. Dr - I'.m afraid i have good news and some bad news. Gay - I'll take the bad news first please Dr Dr - I'm afraid you've got AIDS...
20:37 Mon 04th Oct 2010
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TV " No Signal"

Hello Our TV screen displays the "No Signal" message this does not change at all when i remove the antenna plug where i would expect a flickering screen, Any ideas please....
14:50 Sun 03rd Oct 20108 answers, last by AlBags 15:16 Sun 03rd Oct 2010
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Is myO/H trying to tell me something?

My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed. So he sent in our wedding album....
20:01 Fri 24th Sep 20104 answers, last by ummmm 20:47 Sun 26th Sep 2010
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Memory card reader

Until recently when i place my photo memory card into my PC I would get a banner asking me what i would like to do next (i.e view or copy the photos wherever) but now when i place the card in Picasa...
19:12 Fri 24th Sep 20103 answers, last by lindylou16 17:42 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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Another guy goes to the doctor joke.

A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh." "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor...
11:31 Tue 21st Sep 20104 answers, last by docspock 21:59 Tue 21st Sep 2010
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After you been married a while.

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen...
21:55 Fri 17th Sep 2010
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Doggy Style

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. Does your wife ever do it doggy style? asked the one. Well not exactly. his friend replied, Shes more into the trick dog aspect of it. Oh,...
21:49 Fri 17th Sep 2010
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Groan

A Yorkshire man walks in to a chemist and asks for some arse cream To which the chemist replys "magnum or cornetto?"...
13:55 Mon 13th Sep 201013 answers, last by notafish 19:53 Wed 15th Sep 2010

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