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Being a man, he has a natural ability to multitask. In other words, I can f**k several things up at once....
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At a recent job interview I was asked if I could give an example of a time I'd multi-tasked. I thought drinking and driving was a really good answer....
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Sign by a road outside a church: Honk if you love Jesus. Grafitti added below: Text while driving if you wish to meet Him. Laugh i nearly dropped my Hotdog...
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Why are blow up dolls so UGLY
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My grandad is like spiderman, he doesn't have any superpowers he just can't get out of the bath.
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Women: save money this Halloween by going out with no make-up on.
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Does Lady Gaga just dress normal on Halloween? .
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Face painter admits touching up kids.
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I am sure i heard it in the film "Reservoir Dogs"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, auditioning for the circus again....
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I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?...
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So where do you stand on the use of ladders?.
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A guy done a stand up comedy act dressed as Postman Pat. His material was a bit thin but the delivery was good....
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Hi My Epson printer seems to be using more coloured cartridges than black when nearly all my printing is black and white letters etc. Is this usual Ta...
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What's a riot? Three dyslexics. Tip top. Never take advice from dyslexics. Two Dyslexics working in a kitchen. The first says, "Can you smell Gas?" The second replies, "I can't even...
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I didn't like this beard at first but now it's grown on me .
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Hi I think i may have to get myself a new battery for a Mazda 6 shortly, The guy at Halfords tells me i shall need the radio code or else the CD/Radio wont work. How do i go about getting this code as...
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My lad came home from school yesterday and asked, "Dad, am I a Jew or am I a Gypsy?" I asked why he wanted to know. He said, "Because a kid at school is selling a bike for thirty quid....
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I've just been to the reading of Norman Wisdom's Will: 'To Lee Evans, I leave f**k all, the bast**ds stolen it all already.'...
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A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks "What are you dressed as?" He says a fireman! You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast...
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A gay man goes to the doctor to receive the results of his AIDS test. Dr - I'.m afraid i have good news and some bad news. Gay - I'll take the bad news first please Dr Dr - I'm afraid you've got AIDS...

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