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Face painter admits touching up kids.
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I am sure i heard it in the film "Reservoir Dogs"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, auditioning for the circus again....
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I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?...
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So where do you stand on the use of ladders?.
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A guy done a stand up comedy act dressed as Postman Pat. His material was a bit thin but the delivery was good....
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Hi My Epson printer seems to be using more coloured cartridges than black when nearly all my printing is black and white letters etc. Is this usual Ta...
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What's a riot? Three dyslexics. Tip top. Never take advice from dyslexics. Two Dyslexics working in a kitchen. The first says, "Can you smell Gas?" The second replies, "I can't even...
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I didn't like this beard at first but now it's grown on me .
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Hi I think i may have to get myself a new battery for a Mazda 6 shortly, The guy at Halfords tells me i shall need the radio code or else the CD/Radio wont work. How do i go about getting this code as...
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My lad came home from school yesterday and asked, "Dad, am I a Jew or am I a Gypsy?" I asked why he wanted to know. He said, "Because a kid at school is selling a bike for thirty quid....
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I've just been to the reading of Norman Wisdom's Will: 'To Lee Evans, I leave f**k all, the bast**ds stolen it all already.'...
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A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks "What are you dressed as?" He says a fireman! You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast...
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A gay man goes to the doctor to receive the results of his AIDS test. Dr - I'.m afraid i have good news and some bad news. Gay - I'll take the bad news first please Dr Dr - I'm afraid you've got AIDS...
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Hello Our TV screen displays the "No Signal" message this does not change at all when i remove the antenna plug where i would expect a flickering screen, Any ideas please....
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My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed. So he sent in our wedding album....
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Until recently when i place my photo memory card into my PC I would get a banner asking me what i would like to do next (i.e view or copy the photos wherever) but now when i place the card in Picasa...
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A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh." "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor...
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An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen...
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Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. Does your wife ever do it doggy style? asked the one. Well not exactly. his friend replied, Shes more into the trick dog aspect of it. Oh,...
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A Yorkshire man walks in to a chemist and asks for some arse cream To which the chemist replys "magnum or cornetto?"...

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