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If you like eating out--

Something that maybe you didn't know. "Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee....
19:44 Mon 08th Nov 20101 answer, last by sprinter53 15:39 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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What do you think?

I have had my idea for a new TV show rejected by ITV. It was to have been called Jeremy Kyle; The Musical. Seems it has been done already under the name of The X Factor.
12:16 Mon 08th Nov 20101 answer, last by NazNomad 12:22 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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The X Factor

I've woke up this morning with a terrible cold and lost all sense of taste ... I think I'm going to dress up to look like Wagner....
10:50 Mon 08th Nov 20101 answer, last by andy-hughes 14:39 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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Racist or not??

I saw a Radical Muslim fall into the harbour this morning. Being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services. It's almost 6:00 PM and they still haven't responded! I'm now starting to...
16:33 Sun 07th Nov 20103 answers, last by pixi- 20:17 Sun 07th Nov 2010
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There is no pleasing my wife.

Swapped my wife's bed yesterday for a trampoline, When she jumped into bed last night she hit the roof....
22:06 Sat 06th Nov 2010
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Just a thought.

Is the Isle of Dogs the Isle of Man's best friend? .
23:11 Fri 05th Nov 20104 answers, last by whiskeryron 11:52 Sun 07th Nov 2010
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He is very down any ideas?

He is depressed because he has been having trouble finding a girl friend. Well the final straw was yesterday, he went shopping in Tesco and bought some condoms. When he was at the self service check...
14:02 Fri 05th Nov 201014 answers, last by juandelacruz 10:27 Sat 06th Nov 2010
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Strange but true

Apparently 80% of people who have cosmetic surgery are disappointed by the results. Which is a bit odd, because most of them look pleasantly surprised....
13:44 Fri 05th Nov 2010
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Christmas is coming again

The lead actor in our local drama performance of 'Aladdin' was raped live on stage last night. The crowd did try to warn him....
13:37 Fri 05th Nov 20104 answers, last by boxtops 19:08 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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Does anyone know what a "Clapper" is?

I heard it mentioned today and i thought that rings a bell but i am not sure what it is.
13:28 Fri 05th Nov 20109 answers, last by ladyalex 20:50 Sat 06th Nov 2010
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I was watching frogs have sex in biology today.

It was frogs porn
14:27 Thu 04th Nov 2010
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So true.

The biggest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the terms of use"...
16:18 Wed 03rd Nov 20105 answers, last by Captain Spod 16:24 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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I smiled anyways

I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands....
16:15 Wed 03rd Nov 20101 answer, last by sallabananas 16:16 Wed 03rd Nov 2010
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My husband

Being a man, he has a natural ability to multitask. In other words, I can f**k several things up at once....
19:50 Tue 02nd Nov 20101 answer, last by EDDIE51 20:00 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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I Failed

At a recent job interview I was asked if I could give an example of a time I'd multi-tasked. I thought drinking and driving was a really good answer....
19:32 Tue 02nd Nov 20109 answers, last by mike11111 20:38 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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Saw this today, It made me smile

Sign by a road outside a church: Honk if you love Jesus. Grafitti added below: Text while driving if you wish to meet Him. Laugh i nearly dropped my Hotdog...
21:40 Mon 01st Nov 20102 answers, last by society 21:44 Mon 01st Nov 2010
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MEN ONLY PLEASE

Why are blow up dolls so UGLY
21:17 Sat 30th Oct 201019 answers, last by RATTER15 10:20 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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Getting old ,Not for me

My grandad is like spiderman, he doesn't have any superpowers he just can't get out of the bath.
21:19 Fri 29th Oct 20102 answers, last by lindylou16 21:30 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Just a thought

Women: save money this Halloween by going out with no make-up on.
16:43 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Just a thought

Does Lady Gaga just dress normal on Halloween? .
16:40 Fri 29th Oct 20105 answers, last by mike11111 19:13 Fri 29th Oct 2010

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