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Getting worse??

What do you call a Japanese car thief? Tommy tookamota....
16:59 Tue 23rd Nov 20102 answers, last by piggynose 18:12 Tue 23rd Nov 2010
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A cosmetic surgeon recently moved in to my sleepy little town.?

He raised a few eyebrows.
21:12 Mon 22nd Nov 20103 answers, last by samrony 06:58 Sat 05th Nov 2011
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Further to Changing my PC

I has been playing up for a day or three but i now get a message== Error: “The ialmrnt5 display driver has stopped working normally. Save your work and reboot the system to restore full display...
22:19 Sat 20th Nov 20101 answer, last by Buenchico 22:44 Sat 20th Nov 2010
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Doing a bit of clearing up before

the weather turns frosty,got me thinking "why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets" Funny how the mind wanders when just pottering about....
21:53 Sat 20th Nov 20107 answers, last by albaqwerty 07:47 Mon 22nd Nov 2010
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Changing my PC

I am going to get a new PC Can i take all my stuff (ie bookmarks,saved e mails,photos and paswords ) from this PC to the new PC,or cannot this be done.
15:49 Sat 20th Nov 20105 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 16:15 Sat 20th Nov 2010
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OMG

If I was being paid to lose a Rugby match. I wouldn't even try....
12:37 Wed 17th Nov 20101 answer, last by jno 12:40 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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OMG 2

I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, "Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side." It made me cross....
19:54 Tue 16th Nov 20107 answers, last by jno 00:03 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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OMG

What do you call an Ibizan terrorist.. All summer bin larging it....
19:32 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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Copy and paste on one page?

Hello Can i copy different sections of a document and paste them into Word at one paste,, Or must i paste after each time i copy? Thnx...
12:32 Sun 14th Nov 20106 answers, last by NazNomad 16:29 Mon 15th Nov 2010
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A true story

A guy at work got hit by a car, two weeks ago. He broke his leg and it was thought he'd stay off work for a while. To my surprise, I saw him in the office at half eight two days later. "Hey...
22:39 Fri 12th Nov 20101 answer, last by zzxxee 22:42 Fri 12th Nov 2010
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Something for the ladies.

When a woman gives you the silent treatment.. she thinks it's a punishment.
22:27 Fri 12th Nov 20104 answers, last by sara3 20:01 Sat 13th Nov 2010
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I've just been to the windiest toy shop in England.

They only sell draughts. I really hate it when people laugh at their own jokes. LOL...
22:21 Fri 12th Nov 20102 answers, last by AlBags 22:23 Fri 12th Nov 2010
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I been fooled again!

Started my new job today promoting a local fruit shop in the town centre! They've left me stood here like a lemon....
12:07 Thu 11th Nov 20102 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 14:54 Thu 11th Nov 2010
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From the Angling Times

An angler caught a lovely mullet while fishing on the Thames today. It must have blown off Peter Stringfellows head....
14:48 Wed 10th Nov 20103 answers, last by Butch 18:20 Wed 10th Nov 2010
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Take my advice:

I don't use it anyway.
14:34 Wed 10th Nov 2010
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Regular naps prevent old age....

.... especially if you take them whilst driving.
15:38 Tue 09th Nov 201010 answers, last by smudge 15:24 Fri 12th Nov 2010
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Welsh again

Welsh news: Innocent people arrested after confusion at Cardiff, Swansea Derby match. I'm not surprised. I'm confused how three teams can play one game?...
21:50 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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Laugh i nearly did

Two Welsh guys were taking their first train trip. They opened their lunch boxes and both took out bananas, which they'd never seen before. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just...
21:40 Mon 08th Nov 20108 answers, last by whiskeryron 18:16 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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Working!!

I have a broccoli job at the nursing home. I just carry stools about all day....
20:06 Mon 08th Nov 20109 answers, last by NazNomad 16:46 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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Are Take That going to change their name --

I heard it will be Mayfair.
20:03 Mon 08th Nov 201018 answers, last by pinkilady 02:05 Tue 09th Nov 2010

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