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What do you call a Japanese car thief? Tommy tookamota....
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He raised a few eyebrows.
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I has been playing up for a day or three but i now get a message== Error: “The ialmrnt5 display driver has stopped working normally. Save your work and reboot the system to restore full display...
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the weather turns frosty,got me thinking "why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets" Funny how the mind wanders when just pottering about....
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I am going to get a new PC Can i take all my stuff (ie bookmarks,saved e mails,photos and paswords ) from this PC to the new PC,or cannot this be done.
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If I was being paid to lose a Rugby match. I wouldn't even try....
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I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, "Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side." It made me cross....
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What do you call an Ibizan terrorist.. All summer bin larging it....
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Hello Can i copy different sections of a document and paste them into Word at one paste,, Or must i paste after each time i copy? Thnx...
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A guy at work got hit by a car, two weeks ago. He broke his leg and it was thought he'd stay off work for a while. To my surprise, I saw him in the office at half eight two days later. "Hey...
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When a woman gives you the silent treatment.. she thinks it's a punishment.
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They only sell draughts. I really hate it when people laugh at their own jokes. LOL...
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Started my new job today promoting a local fruit shop in the town centre! They've left me stood here like a lemon....
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An angler caught a lovely mullet while fishing on the Thames today. It must have blown off Peter Stringfellows head....
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I don't use it anyway.
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.... especially if you take them whilst driving.
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Welsh news: Innocent people arrested after confusion at Cardiff, Swansea Derby match. I'm not surprised. I'm confused how three teams can play one game?...
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Two Welsh guys were taking their first train trip. They opened their lunch boxes and both took out bananas, which they'd never seen before. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just...
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I have a broccoli job at the nursing home. I just carry stools about all day....
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I heard it will be Mayfair.

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