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Unanswerable Questions

What questions could not be answered by asking on AB? Apart from the obvious (why can't we tickle ourselves? What do women REALLY want? What's that lipstick doing on your collar?) what questions...

ABAuntie

Hello all, It's Shrove Tuesday which means we need to get rid of all the "sinful" food in our cupboards. A quick straw pole at AB towers has revealed our favourite toppings include: Lemon juice and...

ferlew

Adam Lambert With Queen...

I have loved it, no-one will replace Freddy, but this lad does a grand job. Thoughts/comments?...

PankySmooch

Xmas Dinner

If you could choose one person, past or present to join you for xmas dinner who would it be?

TheFlorist

Hello

I am the florist

Sparkles62

I Love A Bargain

Dont you just love it when you walk into the supermarket just as they do their final price reduction for the day. Just come out with; fresh rhubarb - 9p lettuce -9p 6 satsumas -9p 4 pears -9p...

phleb

Have you got any regrets

in life, maybe would have done something different, or did something you regret? I have. I should have done my law degree. I regret that very very much.

douglas9401

Pointless repeats.

Why other than padding out a fairly thin quiz show, does Alexander Armstrong repeat every single f****** question as if contestants and audience are complete imbeciles? Is he paid by the word?...

tildakovach

can widow inherit some/all of husband's pension?

Could anyone please tell me if a woman can inherit her dead husband's pension, or is entiteld to a any part of it? Also if I lived abroad for almost 15 yrs, and now return, am I still entitled to...

ttfn

Good evening everybody

Ena's back in town!!!

doorknob

Sayings

Is there an expression or term for a present which you give and then take back?

oscarina

Your Country Needs You

New Eurovision show on Friday to find song and singer for Eurovision! Pete Waterman penning the song! Will Britain ever win Eurovision, not with all the political votes! Show on Friday instead of...

bibblebub

Fox photos

There was a fox in the back garden this afternoon and so I took a few photos of it: http://tinyurl.com/ye6ewrv http://tinyurl.com/ya9mxd6 http://tinyurl.com/ycaottk These pics were taken from about...

oscarina

What about giving a prize for the wittiest answer!

All these continuous posts Famous People etc! What about the poster giving a "Prize" etc for the wittiest answer! Current Famous People in Transport should go to Dr Filth for Judas...

lindylou16

While sitting at the breakfast table today,

My father said not as a joke "A boiled egg is hard too beat"

XmandyX

ADVICE-hubby had affair & child!

Advice...hubby had an affair and a child with someone..over 5yrs ago now.we are bk 2gether and had another child so 2 now,but the bitch makes it hard for hubby to see his child...wants him over her...

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