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Anyone in Milton Keynes/Bedford area

Your help would be appreciated. Car stolen at Marston Moretaine service station with Black and White Border Collie inside, still missing since Friday night. Photo of dog and details:...
10:43 Sun 09th Dec 20072 answers, last by lankeela 11:16 Sun 09th Dec 2007
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Jules, did you have a good day at LKA?

See you got a couple of good places. Geoff Duffield told me that Gwen had withheld the CC from the dogs? I had 58 entered, both tickets went to veterans and both reserves to puppies - nowt in between...
01:33 Sat 08th Dec 200712 answers, last by YvonneM 01:22 Mon 10th Dec 2007
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Border Collie Stolen

This is a serious request. A man called Ross Green had his car stolen tonight while at a service station just off Junction 13 of the M1 on the way home from LKA. His black and white Border Collie...
01:00 Sat 08th Dec 200722 answers, last by lankeela 15:07 Tue 11th Dec 2007
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Are the audience in mourning?

Was strapped down and made to watch Deal or No Deal today, and noticed that all the audience happen to be wearing black shirts or black frocks - is it a condition of attending or are they in mourning...
23:25 Tue 04th Dec 20077 answers, last by galltin 15:37 Fri 07th Dec 2007
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Fancy Dress

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg goes into a fancy dress shop asking for an outfit that won't make people take the p*ss out of him. The assistant says he could have a knotted handkerchief for...
01:03 Tue 04th Dec 20071 answer, last by jasperthomas 16:45 Fri 07th Dec 2007
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Mileage Allowance

I am being given a mileage allowance for a journey which is a round trip of 280 miles. How do I work out the cost? Is there a standard rate. I know cars use different amounts of diesel, and my friend...
13:26 Mon 03rd Dec 20073 answers, last by Zacsmaster 14:18 Mon 03rd Dec 2007
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Migraine -coloured flashes

Having suffered another migraine today, with the full coloured flashing lights even when I closed my eyes, I got to wondering whether blind people suffer from migraines and if so, do they 'see' the...
01:56 Thu 22nd Nov 20074 answers, last by lankeela 19:10 Thu 22nd Nov 2007
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Compacted Messages

Outlook Express very kindly offered to compact my emails, but now all the emails I received between June and today have disappeared, and all of my 'sent' emails have gone totally. Where are they and...
00:50 Thu 22nd Nov 20072 answers, last by neildownx 18:15 Sun 25th Nov 2007
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Been chucking up (need strong stomach to read on)

Went for a Chinese on Thursday night, then on Friday had a bacon roll and some chips at dinner time. Friday teatime I felt really queasy and have spent all evening/night in the bathroom with sickenss...
13:27 Sat 17th Nov 20074 answers, last by lankeela 22:57 Sun 18th Nov 2007
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Two nuns in the bath

One says "where's the soap" The other replies "Yes it does doesn't it"
20:20 Sat 10th Nov 200710 answers, last by lankeela 22:25 Tue 01st Jul 2008
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Anton & Kate

Can't someone shut them up - no-one else could get a word in. We couldn't hear what anyone was saying and Anton was trying to take over the show. Why couldn't he accept he was crap tonight and put up...
19:41 Sat 10th Nov 20073 answers, last by CathH 15:43 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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Worst actor awards

Instead of the Best Actor awards how about voting for the worst? Linda Lusardi (so impressive can't even remember her character's name) Victoria Sugden Kevin Wicks Charlie Slater Nicola with the...
15:27 Wed 17th Oct 200728 answers, last by JOEYGREEN 11:32 Fri 19th Oct 2007
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For Gypsy GSD

Any news on Nico?
14:59 Wed 17th Oct 20076 answers, last by otisredding 18:01 Wed 21st Nov 2007
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Pugs

Want to know the truth - then read the answer to the thread on pugs a few questions down!
00:09 Sat 13th Oct 20074 answers, last by lankeela 22:06 Mon 15th Oct 2007
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Hospital Round

A doctor is doing his hospital rounds accompanied by a local lady dignitary who has made a donation to funds. In the first room there is a man having a w*nk - the lady dignitary is disgusted and asks...
22:36 Tue 09th Oct 20072 answers, last by Avatar 13:05 Thu 11th Oct 2007
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North Sea Oil/Gas Rigs

Flying back over the north sea got me wondering a couple of things - what time do they use on the rigs (i.e. British Summer Time)? Can they use mobile phones on them? Are they allowed to smoke -i.e....
23:38 Fri 05th Oct 20077 answers, last by Beanmistriss 18:05 Sat 27th Oct 2007
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Thinking of getting a puppy?

Discover Dogs is being held at Earls Court in London on 10th and 11th November. You will be able to meet and chat with breeders of almost 200 different breeds, and see the dogs. There are also lots of...
17:24 Mon 03rd Sep 2007

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