My wife asked me why i spoke so quietly at home. I told her i was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening. She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.
I asked my North Korean friend how life was over there. He said he couldn't complain. Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes. Kleptomaniacs take things literally. My grandfather has the heart...
Nature reclaims the 'street'; https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newsliverpool/post-apocalyptic-coronation-street-set-captured-in-eerie-video/ar-AAYDquh?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=61987803868042ed91405cd4ef1f95a7...
There is an ITV7 today, consisting of all 7 races from Pontefract. This is the latest leg of the ultra-competitive Sky Bet Sunday Series which begins at 3.45. 4.15; Mackenzie Rose @ 7/1 - 4 places...
Anyone else think this young woman's reaction is a little OTT; He is simply - and very politely - asking her out on a date and my guess is, were he a drop dead gorgeous hunk, her response may have...
Brookline, the scene of one of the rowdiest Ryder Cup encounters, plays host to this year's US Open Golf Tournament. It is a course that does not suffer fools gladly but rewards those who are quite...
Q; What 's E.T. short for? A; Because he has little legs. Q; Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? A; Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat. Q; Why can't dinosaurs...
And well done that waitress.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/waitress-uses-sign-to-not-eating-child-before-man-arrested/ar-AAYdFxI?bk=1&ocid=msedgntp&cvid=950649f847674c7999025943af5ae770...
In addition to my football accas of Sat morning and Sun afternoon, here's another. Togo, i'm catching you up in stages :-))
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