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skeletons in the ?

Can anyone tell me the correct saying for Skeletons in the Closet? Is it that or wardrobe or cupboard as apposed to closet? I am not sure which one it is!
09:57 Mon 08th Oct 20074 answers, last by Bellringer 23:03 Wed 10th Oct 2007
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more jokes

What is the difference between a bathroom in the bedroom and a blonded nymphomaniac in the bedroom? One is en-suite and the other is on heat! Why did the Irishman leave his job at the casino? He...
09:50 Mon 08th Oct 200712 answers, last by phizzy 15:41 Wed 10th Oct 2007
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batty books titles!

Have any of you folks read the following books? The Personal Question by R.U .Gay The Complete Pratt by Dick Head The North Pole by I.C. Plaice The Condom Market Stall by Jonny Sellers Which tent...
22:45 Sun 07th Oct 20073 answers, last by fly258 20:36 Thu 25th Oct 2007
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animal jokes

What is the difference between a raincloud and a lion with toothache? One pours with rain and the other roars with pain! Why was the lion act so popular in the circus? Because he was the mane feature!...
22:32 Sun 07th Oct 20076 answers, last by Avatar 17:50 Wed 10th Oct 2007
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fun on the beach!

What is the difference between a flagpole on the beach and a blonde nymphomaniac on the beach? One's a sandy rod and the other's a randy sod! Why doesn't the sea fall off the edge of the Earth?...
22:23 Sun 07th Oct 20071 answer, last by dorindarasbe 23:28 Sun 07th Oct 2007
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fantastic elastic joke

Why couldn't the traveller take his elastic fasteners into the airport? Because they were banned (band)!
18:10 Sun 07th Oct 20076 answers, last by shansolo 08:05 Tue 15th Jan 2008
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bee jokes!

Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark-hives! What did the apiarist say to his misbehaving bees? Beehive yourselves! Why do bees hum? Bee-cause they don't know the words! And finally an epitaph on a...
18:04 Sun 07th Oct 20074 answers, last by squarebear 15:26 Fri 12th Oct 2007
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what's the best dating agency?

Can anyone tell me which the best online dating agency is? According to them there are all the best, biggest and oldest dating agency in the world. Have tried one or two of them, but nearly all the...
16:54 Sun 07th Oct 200714 answers, last by Lavarda 08:59 Thu 20th Aug 2020
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laughter, the best medicine

Why are surgeons so funny? Because they have their patients in stiches! Why are dentists always so glum? Because they are always looking down in the mouth. What did the grape say when the elephant...
16:49 Sun 07th Oct 2007
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wrestled with my conscience for this one

Who is the biggest homosexual in the wrestling world? Giant Gaystacks!
16:40 Sun 07th Oct 2007
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where can i buy a cheap house in the uk?

I think I am about to ask the world's stupidist question here. Does anyone know where you can buy homes for less than ?100k? I recall looking about 5 years ago in Salford and Wales where you could get...
15:32 Sun 07th Oct 200712 answers, last by Sasha13 16:15 Tue 09th Oct 2007
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dining out in london cheaply (part 2 of 2)

As I have previously stated I have written a review of Chopstix restaurant in London. I did not list the address before which is now below: Food served (Chinese) with some English. Chopstix restaurant...
22:10 Sat 06th Oct 20074 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:11 Sun 07th Oct 2007
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dining out in central london cheaply!

I would just like to say that for anyone who wants to eat out cheaply in London they should visit 'Chopstix' in Waterloo. This restaurant is situated right next to the London Eye, but clearly if you...
20:38 Sat 06th Oct 20075 answers, last by smurfchops 19:34 Tue 29th Apr 2014

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