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Bloody women.

At my Lodge (non-masonic, don't do all that funny handshake business) we may have to bow to the latest politically correct brigade and allow the fairer sex in. At the moment we do not even employ...
14:29 Tue 12th Jun 200732 answers, last by joko 18:26 Sat 16th Jun 2007
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Honour Killings.

Just seen on the Ten O'Clock news this dreadful news. Not wishing to harp on about muslims, but did anybody else notice the news refused to mention religion?? And this was ITV not even the BBC.
23:42 Mon 11th Jun 200723 answers, last by andy-hughes 14:21 Wed 13th Jun 2007
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Philosophical Question.

Is fly spray cruel??? Yes, flies land in doggy poo and buzz annoyingly around your head, but do they deserve to have what amounts as acid sprayed on their bodies and left to die of horrific burns? It...
15:10 Sun 10th Jun 200723 answers, last by taliesin238 14:09 Sun 17th Jun 2007
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Americanism for "Pi55ed"

I have noticed that our American cousins say "I am really pi55ed now" when they are angry and not drunk like English people do. Does anybody know what term came first?
18:36 Tue 05th Jun 20077 answers, last by Kingaroo 01:02 Thu 07th Jun 2007
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Am I alone?

I enjoy a bacon sandwich. This is equally enjoyable with toasted bread. I enjoy a sausage sandwich. This too is equally as enjoyable with toasted bread. Further, I enjoy a cheese snadwich. Again, no...
18:30 Tue 05th Jun 20078 answers, last by daginge 23:16 Thu 07th Jun 2007
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Childbirth mess.

Not being a father nor ever witnessed a childbirth, I was just wondering if the mothers (and to a lesser extent, the fathers) are weary of all the gunk that comes out with the baby. What I have seen...
16:46 Tue 05th Jun 200763 answers, last by ALLO5775 14:20 Wed 06th Jun 2007
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Women who would get it.

Whilst I usually describe my taste of the fairer sex as the classic English rose type, full in the hip with long brunette hair (Nigella Lawson springs to mind), I have a few that am unsure I should...
18:53 Mon 04th Jun 200728 answers, last by feist 20:18 Tue 05th Jun 2007
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Bloody Pikeys in Town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just come back from the pub where a group of about 10 pikey's took residence in a large corner. The landlord, God bless him, turned to me for support when they started getting drunk and a little bit...
00:53 Sun 03rd Jun 200718 answers, last by Trimeresurus 16:46 Sun 03rd Jun 2007
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Which James Joyce shall I read first?

I have just purchased both Ulysses and Finnegans Wake in a gift set. Never read either. which one shall I read first?? Thank you.
17:55 Sat 02nd Jun 20075 answers, last by Peter Pedant 00:38 Mon 04th Jun 2007
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Quizmonster, my learned ABer.

Have you contributed to the BBC show "Balderdash and Piffle"?
18:32 Fri 01st Jun 20071 answer, last by Quizmonster 08:31 Sat 02nd Jun 2007
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Dearest AB ed, the London Princess.

Not that I am really complaining, but I have noticed instead of editing one of my threads, you have actually replaced it with your own terminology. This is the first time I have seen this done. Am I...
18:19 Fri 01st Jun 20077 answers, last by dot.hawkes 17:06 Sun 03rd Jun 2007
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Question for the ladies.

I do not want you to mention any, as this will assist future posters, but how many James Bond movies can you name in your head without doing a Google?. There are 21 official ones and two unofficial...
15:50 Fri 01st Jun 200767 answers, last by -Zorro- 21:05 Fri 01st Jun 2007
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Children and alcohol.

Not being a parent, I am unsure on my view on this. The law states that alcohol must not be given to anybody under 5 years old except for medicinal purposes. This, however, need not be prescribed, so...
17:36 Wed 30th May 200714 answers, last by chitchat 20:16 Wed 30th May 2007
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Skoda Fabia Cake

If you had to eat any part of the new Skoda Fabia on the advert, what part would you choose?
23:22 Tue 29th May 200737 answers, last by patsyann 14:51 Wed 30th May 2007
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Are people really that stupid?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Framed-authenticated-Elv is-Presley-strand-of-hair_W0QQitemZ19011714214 8QQihZ009QQcategoryZ433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1 QQcmdZViewItem Who in their right mind would bid for such...
17:50 Mon 28th May 20074 answers, last by Reverandfunk 10:59 Tue 29th May 2007
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Film title needed.

A film from the late 80's or 90's about an eccentric pianist. He may have had some kind of special needs, and had wild hair. Not Amadeus. Any ideas?
20:21 Sun 27th May 20073 answers, last by Champagne 17:57 Tue 29th May 2007
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For the tubby ones!!!

I have just created a fabulous smoothie that has virtually no calories and is truly delicious and very healthy. I have checked the net and it doesn't exist!!!! Half a pint of cold strong tea Handfull...
17:22 Fri 25th May 200716 answers, last by Marvelman 21:52 Fri 25th May 2007
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Ray Sparx

Ray, just seen you pop up. You are man of taste and class and, in the nicest possible way, kind of remember the 60's. What is your view on Petula Clark? I have just bought her greatest hits and apart...
17:46 Thu 24th May 200722 answers, last by Juli6 04:04 Sat 26th May 2007
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Women and respect for CD's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have just returned from a friends house and I tell ye, I am horrified. Literally horrified. Although CD's are not in the grand scheme of things expensive, they deserve respect and meticulous...
16:45 Thu 24th May 200734 answers, last by 888sally888 11:59 Mon 28th May 2007

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