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Light on or off?

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on light and finds husband holding a d*ldo. you impotent sod. How could you lie to me all these years. Husband looks wife...
19:12 Wed 15th Oct 20081 answer, last by sleepyj 20:26 Wed 15th Oct 2008
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cannibal

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend???? He wipes his backside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:19 Thu 09th Oct 2008
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sunburn

A man sunbathes in the nude and burns his pen1s. His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of milk. Later, his blonde wife returns home and finds him with his manhood in a saucer...
20:01 Wed 08th Oct 2008
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dwarf

I was reading the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed....... How could anyone stoop so low????!!!!!!
19:53 Wed 08th Oct 20086 answers, last by no.knowledge 12:26 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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sweets & chocs

Can anyone helps with the names of the folowing.... 1 Various black items 2 Frankie Vaughan wanted it 3 Gem orchard 4 One who wanders 5 Musical bard 6 Sweet tooth 7 Pub pins
15:11 Sat 04th Oct 200811 answers, last by Bathsheba 15:38 Sat 04th Oct 2008
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collections

is there a name for someone who collects teaspoons------ apart from the usual answer of saddo or the like?
19:54 Mon 29th Sep 20085 answers, last by janetwalsh13 22:40 Thu 02nd Oct 2008

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