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Why is there no chinese phone books????? There are too many Wings and too many Wongs......... and you might wing the wong number!!!!!
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church and sits in a confessional but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but still nothing. The Priest then knocks 3 times on the...
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Bought myself a new roll on deodorant today. Instructions said: take off top and push up bottom...................................................................................... still in A & E at...
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can anyone help me please... I'm looking for a clip of footage that i can download for using in a training session i'm preparing regarding effects of alcohol etc, something like 'binge britain' or...
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Hope ye all have a guid ne'erday and lang may yer lum reek!!!!
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Is the son in the film father of the bride and father of the bride 2 macaulay Culkin's brother?
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hi, I'm going abroad for the first time in my 44 year existance on this earth. I know it has taken me a while, but hey, doing it now. Planning on going a cruise around the canaries, at the beginning...
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...............happy easter everyone xx
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Black man starts working on a building site & gets nicknamed ***. He complains to the foreman - who says 'but we all get nicknames - over there are Paddy and Mick, they're Irish. that's Mac - he's...
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Can anyone give me ideas what to buy my dad for his christmas. I'm really stuck this year, son't want to buy him the usual socks, jumpers, undies etc. He doesn't drink or smoke. He likes doing...
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If I have my Intermediate food Hygiene certificate and my City & Guilds 7303 (preparing to teach in the lifelong learning sector) can I deliver a basic, foundation food hygiene course?
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Man hires Chinese Private Investigator Chen Lee, to watch his wife. A few days later he gets this report: Sir, I watch house. You leave house. He came to house. He and she leaves house. I follow. he...
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Can you think of three interesting facts about yourself?
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Paddy says to Mick "I've got something stuck in my throat and can't breathe properly". Mick says " are you choking?" Paddy replies " No, I'm f****ing serious!"
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Who will be voted off tonight?????
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Why do the workforce in Corrie's nicker factory and the workforce in Emmerdale's curtain factory get away with drinking on their lunch breaks. Surely being under the influence in a factory environment...
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Guy says to his wife " Darling, what would you do if I said I'd won the lottery?" Wife replies "I'd take half, then leave you" Guy says " Excellent, I had 3 numbers and won a tenner. Here's a fiver,...
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2 irishmen on their first visit to florida are camping in the everglades. They see an alligator with a man's head and arms sticking out of it's mouth. paddy turns to Mick and says - "jaysis Mick,...
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what's the difference between light and hard???? you can sleep with the light on!!!!!!!!! (so i'm lead to believe!!!!!)

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