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Imagine the situation... It's April 5, 2006. In a office in the middle of Birmingham. It's all quiet when somebody shouts out "Gene Pitney's dead". Some young lad shouts out "Jean Pitney, who's she?"...
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Question: What has Barack Obama, John Lennon and John F. Kennedy got in common? Answer: Nothing yet.
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I was driving along the road in my car when a policeman stopped me. He said "What's your car?" I said "A Vauxhall" He said "Where are you going to?" I said "Whitehall" He said "Where have you come...
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My daughter went to go out in her car today but come straight back saying the gear stick had gone all loose and she couldn't find the gears easily. Does this look like a problem with the gear linkage?...
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................... I did enjoy the meal with him!!!!!
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Can the search facility please be improved. After about 10 pages the following message occurs:- "Microsoft OLE DB Provider for SQL Server error 80040e31 Timeout expired /toolkit/answ.asp,...
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This bloke's on the operating table, having a operation on his tackle. The surgeon cuts open the scrotum and takes out the man's balls, placing them on a table. As the surgeon walks away to get a...
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10a) Stardom holds back bother (4) ?r?t 2d) Festival's including last TV series (10) ?a?t?n???s 15a) Flatter circle encompasses key point (7) ?h???l? 21d) Vital part of kiss beyond vineyard (4) c?u?...
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.................................................................................................................................................................... It's his latest release!!
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" Roll on tonight...."
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. . . . . . . . . . . . My girl friend lives 60 miles away!!!!! Thank you and goodnight.
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9D. Prickly? Take it out on TV presenter(7,6) ?A?R?C? / K?E?T? Maurice? Patrick? 17D. Come to a funeral party, starting now! (6) A?A?E? Awaken?
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What a lovely day for going in a chemist shop, asking for a packet of durex, and then saying to the nubile lady behind the counter "Any chance of a test drive?"
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This bloke has three teenage daughters. One evening, at 8 O'clock, there comes a knock at the door. The bloke goes to the door and there's this teenage lad stood there and he says "Hello. I'm Clance,...
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The doctor's surgery was full when this loud-mouthed woman came in and sat down. She looks around and says "Hello Mrs Smith. I know why you called your daughter Penny cos you're always thinking about...
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This bloke comes home from work and walks into the kitchen where his wife is preparing tea. He says he's just been talking to the neighbour across the road. He says that his neighbour claims to have...
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Todays problem - Microsoft Office Outlook won't work. It says "Cannot open your default e-mail folders. Errors have been detected in the file C:\users\owner\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Outlook\Outlook.pst...

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