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OCD.........

My wife said she's leaving me because she can't handle my OCD. "Close the door five times on your way out," I said...
23:01 Thu 16th Jun 201112 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 11:52 Sat 18th Jun 2011
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Your duck is dead...........

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook...
21:03 Wed 15th Jun 201120 answers, last by wesedward 15:08 Mon 20th Jun 2011
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Express dating....

There's a new website designed for those who enjoy dating supermarket checkout ladies. 'compare the margaret.com'...
22:56 Mon 06th Jun 20113 answers, last by marval 10:09 Tue 07th Jun 2011
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BGT Final....

Go on, pick a winner!
19:02 Sat 04th Jun 201135 answers, last by jubieanna 22:11 Sat 04th Jun 2011
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New Shoes.....

Fella goes for an interview at a farriers..."Have you any experience shoeing horses" "No but I told a donkey to p!ss off once"...
21:20 Fri 03rd Jun 20111 answer, last by Jillius 14:41 Sat 04th Jun 2011
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Corrie..John Stape......

First he hides in the loft, then he escapes after Fizz bumps into a staionary van, now he turns up in hospital dressed as a doctor...are they havin a laugh?
21:09 Fri 03rd Jun 201128 answers, last by Supermike 15:50 Sat 04th Jun 2011
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BGT....... tonights show

Watching Daybreak this morning the reporter introduced the "finalists" having breakfast somewhere in North West London, amongst them was Razzy the Romanian body popper Wonder if they know...
19:31 Fri 03rd Jun 201112 answers, last by Dee Sa 07:56 Sat 04th Jun 2011
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Paella for one...

Hi, anyone know of a paella recipe for one person? Many thanks...
10:00 Thu 02nd Jun 20112 answers, last by anneasquith 10:24 Thu 02nd Jun 2011
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New tv show....

Geordie Shore, Jersey Shore... Next up, an Irish version: It's called To Be Shore, To Be Shore....
22:34 Wed 01st Jun 20112 answers, last by cupid04 22:38 Wed 01st Jun 2011
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Diet tip........

Tip to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
22:16 Wed 01st Jun 20113 answers, last by radiogaga 22:23 Wed 01st Jun 2011
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Mental wife...

I think my wife has gone mental. The other day I asked her what she was reading, but she just ignored me and said "Hello Magazine"....
20:29 Wed 01st Jun 20113 answers, last by jd_here 05:37 Thu 02nd Jun 2011
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BGT...tonights show...

Not impressed so far
19:53 Wed 01st Jun 201181 answers, last by HarryFindlay 22:08 Wed 01st Jun 2011
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Joke.....

A Priest and a Hindu making toast, the Priest says "I can see an image of Jesus in my margarine!" The Hindu replies "I can't believe it's not Buddha."...
19:39 Wed 01st Jun 20119 answers, last by mrs.chappie 21:59 Fri 03rd Jun 2011
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3 reasons to stand up..........

1) to get the remote 2) to go to the bathroom 3) because you're the real slim shady...
22:54 Tue 31st May 20113 answers, last by notafish 19:20 Wed 01st Jun 2011
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Monkey business.........

When my wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face...
20:58 Tue 31st May 20115 answers, last by sophie_1003 22:50 Tue 31st May 2011
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Britney`s got talent......

Ok she can`t sing for toffee but hey ho
20:07 Tue 31st May 201122 answers, last by Jules001 12:10 Fri 03rd Jun 2011
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Hi all......

who wants an ode, a chat or a rant?
00:35 Sun 22nd May 201127 answers, last by Buenchico 17:06 Sun 22nd May 2011
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Rice......

How do you stop rice from stodging up? I`ve tried washing it, putting olive oil in the water, forking it through after its cooked, putting it back over a steaming saucepan but it still sticks together...
01:11 Mon 16th May 201115 answers, last by Lore 01:34 Wed 25th May 2011
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Who would like an ode dedicated to them?.....

Form a queue
00:13 Mon 16th May 201139 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 22:36 Mon 16th May 2011
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Rory Delap....

Downloaded this football game for my Ipod where all you do is take extremely long throw-ins. Its called the Rory Del-App...
22:17 Sun 15th May 201110 answers, last by The-Toff- 23:45 Sun 15th May 2011

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