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Get Killed, Get Loved

Another killing in South London. LBC 1152 are reporting this to the point of incredulity. It apparently was not knife-related and was not drug-related, so therefore a clean killing I suppose, an...
21:27 Sun 11th May 20082 answers, last by randyraven 22:49 Sun 11th May 2008
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I farted on the way home - did you ?

I had to open the car window - did you ? I will be posting on here non-stop until 4am - will you ? I drink too much and slag off everybody from my cups - do you ?
20:24 Fri 15th Feb 200820 answers, last by tonyted 21:54 Fri 15th Feb 2008
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Perspective

To put a little balance into the larger than life world that is Answerbank, look on here, at the post by SupaStar http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Arts-and-Litera ture/Question520405.html Now THAT is...
21:30 Wed 13th Feb 200812 answers, last by trolljuice 22:34 Wed 13th Feb 2008
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Popularity Quiz #1

Are paedophiles disgusting ? Would you do nasty things to them all ? (I WOULD HINT HINT) Am I fantastic for asking non-obvious things ? Another large vodka ? H 2 H.
23:29 Tue 12th Feb 20088 answers, last by Newsdesk 00:43 Wed 13th Feb 2008
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yet another thank you post

I'd like to thank the person who joined in with my 9 aliases to get john77 banned. He was far below my wit and intelligence anyway. I don't like him, and to be honest, I've had a few. Now where's that...
22:58 Tue 12th Feb 20088 answers, last by sir.prize 23:39 Tue 12th Feb 2008
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Pop Quiz 181

I haven't been on here for quite a few days, but it would appear that everything on here is now a "Pop Quiz", irrespective of content, which is always negligible, and rarely has F--- all to do with...
20:45 Mon 11th Feb 20085 answers, last by cruella 21:10 Mon 11th Feb 2008
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Pop Quiz 166

Will you be drinking yourself into oblivion tonight ? Will you be posting on AB all night ? Do you give a small faecal lump that the finest climate in the world is just outside your door ? Are you an...
20:36 Thu 07th Feb 20088 answers, last by hussy 23:35 Thu 07th Feb 2008
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Do you want AB to become Legendville ?

Ongoing boredom. Continuous boredom, on every thread in every section. It will happen if you do nothing about it. The choice is yours. This fat dull alcoholic pr@t swamps websites. Oh and don't ever...
23:06 Sat 02nd Feb 200821 answers, last by legend.isgod 14:22 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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A joke

Police stopped a man with a pig in the passenger seat. Why have you got a pig in the passenger seat, it's not allowed, take him to the zoo at once. Next day police stopped same man, no pig, what...
21:28 Tue 22nd Jan 200815 answers, last by .steg. 23:02 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
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Chris Moyles (on Graham Ramsey on BBC2)

A complete turd ? Yes or No. No wandering around the topic, no chat please, just answer the question. And NO giggling.
22:05 Fri 18th Jan 20086 answers, last by legend007 22:26 Fri 18th Jan 2008
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This may be in the wrong section, but I urgently need answers

Have you ever fallen head over heels in love with someone's voice ? It sounds pathetic, but I find myself glued to the radio and tv whenever one of about 20 presenters comes on. Katie Murrells has my...
20:08 Mon 09th Apr 200712 answers, last by ummmm 23:30 Mon 09th Apr 2007
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Has anyone heard of Gerry Rafferty ?

I know about Baker Street and all the rest of it, but I have just researched Gerry Rafferty and I gather he is considered one of the greatest Irish folk singers of all time, right up there with Enya...
22:05 Thu 05th Apr 200711 answers, last by Pippa68 22:48 Fri 06th Apr 2007
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Farting at night

A sensitive subject, but I know I will get sensible replies. Last night I stayed over with a friend of mine, nothing sexual as yet. She cooked a huge meal including 5 chopped leeks. We went to bed, me...
21:53 Thu 29th Mar 200714 answers, last by ReinaLuna 15:46 Fri 06th Apr 2007
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Why are you all ignoring me ?

OK, so why ? I've got the radio on, just mended the fence, looked at an Argos catalogue, but still you all ignore me.
17:41 Sat 10th Mar 200714 answers, last by whiffey 19:54 Sat 10th Mar 2007
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How do you solve a problem like Maria ?

How do you pin a cloud and catch it down ? Well, how ?
22:31 Sat 24th Feb 20075 answers, last by sophie_1003 00:28 Sun 25th Feb 2007

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