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Tonyav

Hi Tony. Daughter just drove to Northants from London. Last week she had a new air intake sensor (whole unit) fitted. Today she feels the car juddering from time to time but quite often. Will take my...
19:35 Sun 29th Jul 201275 answers, last by gness 22:16 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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Result!

The gas man has been and gone.....no mishap. The plumber did get locked in the little loo because he didn`t notice I had removed the handle. I`m good with a screwdriver though so he`s now having...
10:04 Thu 26th Jul 201262 answers, last by sunny-dave 20:03 Thu 26th Jul 2012
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I`m going for a while

My beautiful son-in law has just died. Back when I............x
18:33 Tue 24th Jul 201277 answers, last by tinkerbell23 01:00 Thu 26th Jul 2012
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It`s Official gness is sane!

Just had a lovely lady here to measure up for an awning on my house. Because I want it fitted quickly and without a cooling off period we had to sign forms to say that not only did I think I am compos...
17:09 Tue 24th Jul 201226 answers, last by gness 18:08 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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Next man-maiming opportunity

British Gas man is coming to fix leaking water pipe in airing cupboard. The chances of him leaving intact are......................???...
13:16 Tue 24th Jul 201233 answers, last by gness 17:40 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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Miriam Margolyes

The drama of attending a graduation as the proud Ma and leaving semi naked in a recovery truck and the excitement of getting my avatar caused me to forget to post this. Miriam Margolyes in her one...
15:20 Mon 23rd Jul 201219 answers, last by dotty. 21:51 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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At Last I Have An Avatar

Thanks to the visiting child who climbed into my bed this morning! This will remain my avatar, technical incompetence means that I will not be turning into Susan Sarandon eating a piece of...
08:44 Sat 21st Jul 201222 answers, last by gness 20:20 Sat 21st Jul 2012
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Right DT and Tonyav

I`m home and less of the cheek you two! Interesting few days. Journey to Devon would have been fine if I had not been in a strangely happy mood...Singing along to Rod Stewart who was belting out...
18:00 Wed 18th Jul 201226 answers, last by tonyav 09:13 Thu 19th Jul 2012
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MOFC

Off now so please accept my apologies for Saturday. For the riffl I send Ed`s filing cabinet snaffled for me by Tony, DT and Dave. Thank you guys. xxx...
10:37 Fri 13th Jul 201226 answers, last by humbersloop 10:14 Sat 14th Jul 2012
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My Next Man Maiming Victim

The entire male workforce of BT. I pay my line rental yearly and receive a paper bill by email. Sometimes I even manage to view it! BT sent an email saying it was due for renewal....to my daughter. I...
10:05 Wed 11th Jul 201243 answers, last by craft1948 16:56 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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Chris Packham Alert

8pm and this could be the wet suit one. Oh I do hope so. It would round off my lovely week. :-)
19:47 Sun 08th Jul 201238 answers, last by gness 19:16 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Why Do People....

...ask such daft questions? At a party last night I got locked in the loo. 100+ guests...a band in the garden belting out Irish music....who was going to hear me? I shouted and banged for ages until...
08:54 Sun 08th Jul 201262 answers, last by gness 17:10 Sun 08th Jul 2012
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MrsO

Tony is getting cocky. The pain must be wearing off.
19:00 Fri 06th Jul 201253 answers, last by gness 19:49 Fri 06th Jul 2012
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Silverstone

Ye gods!!! What a mess. Okay the weather has been shocking but people not being able to get into camp site because the keys are lost??? Can I have heard right. Car on fire in queue to get in too.
16:36 Fri 06th Jul 20127 answers, last by gness 16:44 Fri 06th Jul 2012
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Don`t Know Which is Worse

Waiting for MrsO`s next Radio Show or Sibton`s Lidl update.
12:01 Fri 06th Jul 201274 answers, last by sunny-dave 22:01 Fri 06th Jul 2012
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As Promised To Shoota

THE TALE OF THE ADVANCED DRIVER One evening the AD was going to church. (I looked for God for a while) She was driving her MG Magnette and called into the little garage nearby for petrol. Now, the MG...
10:42 Tue 03rd Jul 201270 answers, last by gness 19:16 Tue 03rd Jul 2012
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Robert Could Not. I Have Never.....

.....gone to bed at 9.30 on a July evening with a hot water bottle.
21:47 Mon 02nd Jul 20124 answers, last by chi-chi66 22:21 Mon 02nd Jul 2012
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Chris Packham Alert

7pm tonight. Nearly forgot! Imagine!!!!!!!!!
18:53 Sun 01st Jul 201233 answers, last by gness 22:03 Sun 01st Jul 2012
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MOFC

Your Ladyship. Please accept apologies for my absence tonight. I have dinner guests. For the riffle I offer: One ticket for a talk on St.Pancras Station Past and Present. Unused. I may join you for a...
14:49 Sat 30th Jun 20122 answers, last by ladyalex 19:36 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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Cover Your Ears. Gness is Swearing

A charity I support was giving a talk tonight. St.Pancras Past and Present. I love architecture, history and St.Pancras so just up my street I thought. Now this chap gives two talks. The...
23:07 Fri 29th Jun 201236 answers, last by tinkerbell23 01:51 Sat 30th Jun 2012

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