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Question About My Baby Tag ........

I went to my mum's earler today and she's just given me my baby tag. I've managed to decipher what everything means on it, apart from: B.P. 3 1/2". I know it's not blood pressure, so what could B.P....
17:33 Sun 07th Apr 20135 answers, last by Gizmonster 23:47 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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I Phoned My Wife Earlier And Told Her To Pack A Bag Immediately ..........

.................... as I'd booked us into a hotel for a few nights. "Oooh", she said, "Why's that?". I said, "Well darling, you know that I've been playing poker all day?" "Yes", she said really...
17:28 Mon 01st Apr 20137 answers, last by Gizmonster 18:38 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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Why Do Double Glazed Units Fail ??????

As a window cleaner, I regularly see failed units and was wondering how and why they fail. I know about the misting up of the unit inside and the seal failing, etc ... but does anyone know why they...
21:05 Tue 19th Mar 20136 answers, last by johnk 13:13 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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Bedroom Tax - Is This Fair ?????

I'm not on about the bedroom tax per se, I'm on about a part of it that I've only just found out about: "The changes will only affect council tenants and housing association tenants. If you rent a...
23:03 Thu 14th Mar 201323 answers, last by SimonZero 12:20 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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Benidorm On Itv2 At The Mo ...........

I remember this episode, if you haven't seen it before - tune in now....
22:24 Wed 13th Mar 20131 answer, last by Gizmonster 22:27 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Riddle Me This .......................

If and when you get the answer - simply post the answer, don't put an explanation on yet - let's tease people for a while hehe :) Let's see who gets this first. The riddle: Enough -----> Enough, women...
15:13 Sat 09th Mar 201320 answers, last by FoxLee2 11:58 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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Is It Possible To Download A Video From Youtube To My Pc ????

Basically, I want to download a video from youtube to my PC, so I can play it back at my leisure. I thought this was possible (or maybe I dreamt it ??), but I've been messing around on youtube and I...
14:32 Fri 01st Mar 201320 answers, last by josephmille 10:40 Tue 26th Jun 2018
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Beer Contains Female Hormones .................

............. yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones !!!! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis, that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer....
13:47 Sat 23rd Feb 20137 answers, last by Svejk 22:09 Sun 24th Feb 2013
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This Is Doing My Head In ...............

I'm trying to recall a term used in poker when betting. This happened in a Blackpool casino a while ago. My friend had just lost quite a few hands, due to a combination of bad luck and poor betting....
00:51 Fri 22nd Feb 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:59 Fri 22nd Feb 2013
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Coal Fired Boilers .... Anyone Know Anything About Them Plzz ????

With the perpetual rise of gas and electricity prices, I was wondering if a coal fired boiler was a viable alternative. Would it be able to fully replace my boiler and supply my home with hot water...
21:44 Tue 19th Feb 20136 answers, last by Gizmonster 09:08 Wed 20th Feb 2013
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Tonight's All Star Family Fortunes ........

I'm prob missing something here and I'm poss gonna get slated, but here goes ............ In tonight's episode of "All Star Family Fortunes", the family won 10k at the end and then told us which...
21:37 Sun 17th Feb 201337 answers, last by ummmm 00:07 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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Candy Crush Saga .......... Help Please

Just completed level 35 on Candy Crush Saga. I seem to have hit a brick wall and can only re-play level 35 or earlier levels. How to I move on to the next level?
18:58 Wed 13th Feb 20139 answers, last by cusabio1 06:02 Tue 19th Feb 2013
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Our Neighbour's Dog Messed In Our Garden .......

...... so my missus told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence into their garden. ......... I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog mess in our garden and the neighbours have our...
20:58 Sun 03rd Feb 20135 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:08 Mon 04th Feb 2013
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Where Does The Sayng, "that Describes You Down To A T" Come From ??

Where does the saying, "that describes you down to a T" come from and what does the "T" actually refer to ??...
17:35 Sun 27th Jan 20133 answers, last by Gizmonster 22:44 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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What Insect Is This ????

So we went to Tenerife for Xmas for 2 weeks and I saw this and was wondering what it is: http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii200/Burnleymoonbeam/DSC_0178_zpsf55fb070.jpg Piccie of me holding it....
20:09 Wed 02nd Jan 201318 answers, last by pastafreak 23:04 Wed 02nd Jan 2013
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Best And Worst Jobs In This Cold Weather .......

Let me start off - I'm a window cleaner. I don't know about best job, but I've def got one of the worst ones ........ BRRRRRRRR. My missus has a nice cushy number in this weather - she works in an...
09:51 Wed 12th Dec 201221 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:17 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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I was having a poo earlier, when I ran out of toilet paper .......

........ you should have seen the stares I got in Asda as I waddled down the aisle to get some more ...........
09:19 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey.

ICU baby, shaking that ass.
21:42 Sun 02nd Dec 20122 answers, last by Dickythecook 07:54 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
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Question about dividend payments on shares .....

I've recently bought shares in 2 companies. When the dividends are paid out, do they just pay out in the form of a cheque, or is there the option of having extra shares at the going price? If they pay...
16:09 Sun 18th Nov 20129 answers, last by Whoever 19:21 Mon 26th Nov 2012
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I went out last week, to my local and got pissed out of my mind .......

......... I woke up next to this ugly, fat, sweaty bird, who was snoring, grunting and farting. I thought, "thank fk for that, at least I made it home."...
21:18 Fri 16th Nov 20121 answer, last by cupid04 02:27 Thu 29th Nov 2012

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