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I remember a while ago, someone telling me that the depth of the foundations of Blackpool Tower, are twice as deep as the height of the tower above the ground ..... but I really can't see that .........
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........ so I went to a fancy dress at our local last night and didn't have an outfit, so I borrowed my partner's ........ Here's the result:...
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Hi Abers. I'm looking for a website that will help improve my general knowledge, as they've started doing a quiz down at my local on Thurs nights. In particular, I'd like to brush up on my history, as...
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I opened the middle doors earlier, that lead into the conservatory - it was like opening an oven door. A quick look at the digital thermonter, that records max and min temperatures, revealed this:...
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Well ..... the bathroom sink has been taking longer and longer to empty, so today I'm on a mission to unblock it. I've tried a coat hanger bent with a hook on the end and I've also tried one of them...
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Only when I'm on this website, I'm getting the following message: "Do you want to open or save smart_tag.js from mono.vizu.com?" It's only started today and it's only happening on here. I press...
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..... currently on BBC1, Saturday Kitchen Live. What the 'eck is that dress that she's wearing. What do you lot think ?? Me and my missus think it's horrendous ..........
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Just watched Panic Room on Film4 (seen it before but it was aaaaages ago, so I thought I'd watch it again), but something's bugging me: How come the police turned up at the end ?? When the police...
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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Mister? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20."...
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..... okay, get your minds out of the gutter .... I'm on about how many questions you ask and how many answers you give, on here !!!! I've noticed some people (no names mentioned) seem to post a never...
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Years ago I was an extra in "Prime Suspect - Scent of Darkness". I've just switched channels and it's on ITV3 now. I don't know if my scene has been on yet (all 3 - 4 seconds of it !!) ........ I was...
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Hi all , just received a message on my phone, from one of my contacts, through Whatsapp: LMessage from Jim Balsamic (CEO of Whatsapp) we have had an over usage of user names on whatsapp messenger. We...
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I'm after a creosote-type covering, that will last forever ...... well, maybe not quite that long !! I've just done 2 panels in Creotreat:...
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In a nut shell: We've got new neighbours and usually their child wakes us up around 2 - 3am crying (our walls are wafer thin). However, this morning, we had a "better" wake up call ....... the...
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How do I cancel an Ebay bid ?????????? .......... I made an offer for a mickey mouse outfit .............. .......... and now I'm about 6 minutes away from owning Liverpool football club !!!!...
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Apart from plastic fence panels costing a lot more than the traditional wooden ones - are there any other downsides that I'm overlooking ?? I'm thinking of replacing some (and eventually all) of my...
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.... to which the teller replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up, damn it! I said I want to open a f***ing bank account, right now!" "Sir, I'm sorry, but we don't tolerate that kind...
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I got my 2 Yorkies back from the vets earlier today - Dillon has had 25 teeth removed and Maisie has had 18 ...... how do dogs generally cope when they've had a lot of teeth removed - I don't fancy...
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Ok - here's the rules ...... easy enough - how many 4 letter words can you make that all rhyme ?? My words: book buck cook duck f*** hook look luck muck nook puck rook ruck suck took tuck wook yuck (I...
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the...

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