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Ab Names

I have seen some very imaginative names on here since joining. I am curious, how did you all choose your names? In my case - i joined at short notice so I didn't have much time to think, but Gail is...
22:24 Mon 09th Mar 201578 answers, last by penelope2 16:36 Tue 10th Mar 2015
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Recently-

-on a flight to America, all the way across my boyfriend was going "Why don't you get an upgrade, why don't you get an upgrade?" It took a bit of time, but in the end I got a better boyfriend....
18:34 Mon 09th Mar 20153 answers, last by janbee 06:36 Tue 10th Mar 2015
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My Dad Was A Dustman

I didn't like him coming to collect us from school though. It's not that I was ashamed he was a dustman, it's just that you never knew which day he was going to come....
18:24 Mon 09th Mar 20153 answers, last by weecalf 10:08 Thu 12th Mar 2015
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Bad News :-(

My origami tuition business has folded
19:17 Sun 08th Mar 20152 answers, last by gailforce 19:21 Sun 08th Mar 2015
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We Came Fifth

Had an enjoyable evening, Excelsior is very knowledgeable, as are the rest of his team I had a few moments of inspiration - but as is said 'you either know the answer or not'...
23:29 Sat 07th Mar 20153 answers, last by jim360 23:33 Sat 07th Mar 2015
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About To Go Out

To a quiz night Excelsior asked me to join his team (hope I don't let him down)...
19:15 Sat 07th Mar 201514 answers, last by 237SJ 21:39 Sat 07th Mar 2015
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My Neighbour -

- has just had the audacity to throw a load of butter and milk at me How dairy!...
18:16 Sat 07th Mar 20157 answers, last by Quoi 11:51 Sun 08th Mar 2015
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About My Job

Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do for a living He spent his whole life in the kebab business and was buried with all his equipment. Probably turning in his grave...
16:49 Sat 07th Mar 20157 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:06 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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I Am The Youngest Of Three

Both my parents are older than me...
15:52 Sat 07th Mar 2015
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I Am Not Sure -

- what the very best thing is about Switzerland But I do know that the flag is a big plus...
14:58 Sat 07th Mar 201510 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:08 Sat 07th Mar 2015
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A Recent Study

Showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm...
14:19 Sat 07th Mar 20151 answer, last by jim360 14:21 Sat 07th Mar 2015
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Why Did Tigger

Stick his head in the lavatory? He was looking for Pooh...
14:14 Sat 07th Mar 20151 answer, last by Svejk 14:18 Sat 07th Mar 2015
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I Ate

A clock last night It was very time consuming...
13:40 Sat 07th Mar 20153 answers, last by maggiebee 13:48 Sat 07th Mar 2015
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For Sale

Half a dozen broken puppets No strings attached...
13:18 Sat 07th Mar 20151 answer, last by Fanriffic 17:40 Sat 07th Mar 2015
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I Found A Hole In The Back Of My Wardrobe

I stepped through it, and found myself in a strange place And saw my neighbour sitting in the bath...
22:56 Fri 06th Mar 20151 answer, last by tonyav 22:57 Fri 06th Mar 2015
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To Improve Myself

I am going to sign up to a course studying the morphology of a certain edible Mediterranean plant of the cabbage family It shouldn't be too difficult - after all it's not rocket science Oh........wait...
13:53 Fri 06th Mar 20153 answers, last by gailforce 17:14 Fri 06th Mar 2015
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Why do bad things happen to good people?

It is tough enough for Excelsior being out of a job at the moment, and having to suffer reject after reject. But now he is going to have to fork out money to have his car sorted. It was in a car park...
10:34 Thu 05th Mar 2015114 answers, last by Peter Pedant 11:33 Fri 06th Mar 2015
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Little Johnny - -

- - asks his dad for a telly in his room. He reluctantly agrees. Next day Johnny comes downstairs and asks 'Dad what is love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Johnny all about sex. Johnny sits...
20:13 Wed 04th Mar 20152 answers, last by jim360 23:39 Wed 04th Mar 2015
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Bryan Walks In To A Pub - -

- - and sees his friend Darryl slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Darryl what's wrong. "Well," replies Darryl , "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an...
20:09 Wed 04th Mar 20155 answers, last by emeritus 20:15 Wed 04th Mar 2015
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I Phoned -

- the local ramblers club today, and this bloke just went on and on.
20:08 Tue 03rd Mar 20157 answers, last by marval 19:36 Wed 04th Mar 2015

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