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Maxie

I haven't changed anything ie food, drink but he is farting quite a bit and a little smelly. I just wonder what is wrong.

potterfan3

last person to answer.....WINS!

the title explains it all

Han-Valen

This Is Not A 'Dad' Joke.

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of... ...

Hazlinny

Miser has kindly asked me to start Chain 3 so here goes ... The idea of the game is that the setter poses an original home-made clue which everybody is invited to solve. The poster who solves the... ...

Chipchopper

Book Tital

Grow your own BY Al lotment

Canary42

Is It Legal ?

Is motorbike racing and/or rallying on public roads against the law. I thought it was but for the last half hour the noisy beggars have been streaming past my house.

DTCwordfan

Another Priceless Tipping Point Royal One

To be fair, the contestant said that she pressed the wrong button but would have got it wrong anyway....the studio reduced to wetting themselves with laughter. The Question: King George III was the... ...

barry1010

I've Got The Workmen In!

It's not a euphemism. They've been here since 8 and not used the loo. How do they do it?

henrys202020

Joke

2 flyes on a door which one is sick the one on the panel bobby moore went to the pearly gates st peter came out ur very welcome bobby whyb is that we are ... ...

Mike25

Neighbours Log Cabin Beside My Wobbly Tree

My neighbour bought a new log cabin and had it installed right beside our property line and a tree that if fell would destroy his cabin. I assume if it falls I'll have to pay for the damage?... ...

naomi24

Will You Be Getting Any Gesture Eggs This Easter?

A Cadbury store has been criticised by a Christian campaign group for advertising chocolate Easter eggs as "gesture" eggs. //According to the Daily Telegraph, the shop in Springfields Outlet in... ...

Henry1865

Very Old B&W Tv Film

Maybe 50+ years ago, a very engaging film about monks who became involved in gambling which was acted entirely in mime, except for a very few words at the end. Any ideas abut its title?

sandyRoe

If The Asteroid Hadn't Wiped Out The Dinosaurs All Those Years Ago...

...what would the world be like now? Would they have evolved into intelligent lizard people?

kitty2003

Aerobatics Display

aerobatics display (7) Thanks in advance

Spartypuss

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

Stupid dog.

bednobs

Need A Thingy But Can't Search

Because I don't know what to call it. I need a podger type thingy but not pointed. I have a hand disability an pressing things is difficult. I have one gor depressing yhe flush on the loo but need... ...

bednobs

Quooker Taps

anyone got a boiling water tap??

nicebloke1

Whats Your Latest, If You Have One.

I guess we all have fads on different foods now and again, so do you have a present one. I've gone a little crazy on Sainsbury's Medjool Dates over the last few weeks.

barry1010

Electric Kettle Smells - Cause For Concern?

This is an odd one. My electric kettle is the type that has a separate base that plugs in - a cordless kettle. I have been smelling a nasty rotting fish smell in the kitchen for a few days and... ...

LadyCG

Remember The Tuck Shop?

What was your favourite thing from the Tuck Shop? It was usually something savoury for me, like pickled onion Space Raiders or Spicy Nik Naks. When I went to secondary school we went to the... ...

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