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My Grandson's mum

has just dropped him off here, and she is complaining that his dad, (my eldest son) has told him that Adam and Eve had two kids and that one strangled the other. What do you think i should say to her?
19:18 Mon 28th Aug 200611 answers, last by dot.hawkes 14:24 Mon 06th Aug 2007
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Aiden Quinn

Is that really Aiden Quinn (handmaid's tale/ Legenmds of the fall) playing in the ant and dec golf? ! He looks so different.
19:02 Mon 28th Aug 20065 answers, last by shiznit 01:03 Tue 29th Aug 2006
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Jealousy

How many of your actions and knee jerk responses to life are motivated by sheer jealousy? Honest answers only please.
18:37 Mon 28th Aug 200620 answers, last by tictactoe 11:16 Tue 29th Aug 2006
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Dotty's big adventure

Today Dotty had to pick up her youngest son's girlfriend from her part-time job as a bakery assistant. What joy, a drive to the outskirts of town, where all the 'simple people ' live. Unperturbed,...
18:19 Mon 28th Aug 20066 answers, last by DotH 18:28 Mon 28th Aug 2006
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I am watching Towring Inferno

I saw it the week it was released and it was one of the best of the Disaster Movie era, what was your favourite disater movie? (Up to and Including Titanic if you like)
19:24 Sat 26th Aug 20069 answers, last by DotH 23:32 Sun 27th Aug 2006
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LOL this i could not resist

I saw this and thought of u whiffey lol Anyone remember this one? http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Que stion144537.html
01:17 Sat 26th Aug 200639 answers, last by nobjob 23:28 Sat 26th Aug 2006
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Healing process

Can anyone tell me if a broken bone hurts more as it starts to mend? If the swelling has gone down does this mean the nerves are starting to live again and tell me to keep off my foot?
19:27 Thu 24th Aug 20067 answers, last by DotH 21:39 Fri 25th Aug 2006
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Do you want a laugh?

maybe it is only my belief in coincidence that makes this remotely amusing, but my daughter (peachy3 on here) broke her little toe this morning. lol. i shouldn't laugh. My bandage is bigger than hers!...
18:43 Wed 23rd Aug 20065 answers, last by ~Wingnut~ 20:08 Wed 23rd Aug 2006
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The marlboro Quizz

AB ed, after we have all been so generous and helpful in seeing these people get to their forum, it appears that the forum was actually set up to supply wrong answers (allegedly) and also that new...
11:11 Wed 23rd Aug 20066 answers, last by little bit 15:31 Wed 13th Sep 2006
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I have 3 very sore toes which really do nothing for my temper

anybody want to discuss the potential fallout?
23:36 Mon 21st Aug 200623 answers, last by tuppence2 00:17 Tue 22nd Aug 2006
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E -mailing the ed

hello, i have had an idea, due to malicious intent i am temporarily zapped by the Bots, I need to email the ed to request my dot.hawkes id is unzapped, anyone else having the same request might save...
22:33 Sun 06th Aug 200613 answers, last by Spinchimp. 12:48 Mon 07th Aug 2006
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My Grandson

just pulled out coffee table to the middle of the room and stood up on it to look in the mirror over the fireplace, I've just asked him what he was doing, and he said he was just looking to see if he...
14:14 Sun 06th Aug 200611 answers, last by Lore 18:06 Sun 06th Aug 2006
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I have to go back to work on Monday

My feet are still sore and I am dreading the predicted heatwave, is there a really cool reason to skive off for a week? go on use your imagination and give it your best shot. dotty xxxx PS evil bints...
21:53 Sat 05th Aug 200632 answers, last by philandlil 23:47 Sat 05th Aug 2006
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Do you think Johnny Depp might need an Avon lady?

Just watching Edward Scissorhands and the thought came into my mind. If there was an opening ,,,,,
20:20 Sat 15th Jul 20066 answers, last by soozmac 13:37 Wed 19th Jul 2006
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see they done it again

brave souls, it takes some collective brain cells to work this magic eh?
01:07 Fri 14th Jul 20066 answers, last by angeldraws 12:11 Fri 14th Jul 2006
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Will we ever know?

if Gertrude relented and accepted Bob's friend Brenda?
23:30 Thu 13th Jul 200613 answers, last by jay90 00:17 Fri 14th Jul 2006
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Own up

who gave antigrav the addy for that little known and oft avoided site: 'confuse and annoy your friends with 1001 inane and pointless questions' ? he fits in so well here doesn't he? ; ))
00:25 Wed 12th Jul 20067 answers, last by Octavius 13:16 Thu 13th Jul 2006
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my laptop just let off a really loud alarm and went blank

now the fan underneath seems to have stopped working. Can i have accidentally switched it off?
22:46 Tue 11th Jul 20065 answers, last by Kerplunk 11:31 Wed 12th Jul 2006
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I have two days off work now,

and despite being very tired I have 101 things i need to do. Should I have a long lie in tomorrow and take the day off from the world? Or should I get everything done tomorrow and enjoy Southport...
22:18 Mon 10th Jul 200612 answers, last by inej 10:28 Tue 11th Jul 2006

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