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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how...
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lylabellablueyes
Firstly let me apologise for asking the question in this part, but I need a quick answer :-) I have just bought a Punto 1999, so relatively old. The lady had to jump start it for me to drive home, as...
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madiba
I'VE HEARD that supermarkets waft bakery smells around the store to subconsciously encourage customers to buy bread. I can only conclude that my local Netto supermarket is trying to encourage its...
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denis567
I read recently that if you had 2 tins of Coca Cola, one Diet and one normal, and you put them into a container of water, then the Diet Coke would float and the normal one would sink. I must admit I...
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denis567
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was asked by his doctor to undergo a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,...
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Matheous-2
My OAP neighbour drove carefully through a flooded tunnel, but was swamped by a fast oncoming vehicle and the engine cut out. He trie d to restart but there was no sound or response from the starter...
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denis567
At the moment I access the internet with both my Acer Aspire 5315 laptop on Vista and my Kobo Vox ereader, by wifi. This is supplied to me by my next door neighbour who runs a LAN for the benefit of...
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-mermaid-
Hi, Recently I bought some jewellery online (nothing expensive I hasten to add!), I have my lip pierced and hate wearing big, ugly, metal bars through it so I buy these tiny plastic 'bio-flex' ones...
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hc4361
I was very surprised to meet a 9 year old who cannot tell the time by a traditional clock face. He had no idea of 'quarter past' or 'ten to' but could tell and understand the time by his digital...
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lankeela
Just had my renewal notice and it had gone up from £7.02 to £12.21. I rejoined last year after a year off because I had free breakdown with my car insurance and when I rang and queried the...
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gollob
I just bought grapes from a supermarket and they are so hard and unripe. I bought some Nectarines which were reduced for quick sale. They were like bullets. are all fruits in supermarkets just there...
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katiecarol
i have windows7 on my laptop and when i try to copy and paste from the internet it doesn't work properly. i can copy but when i come to paste it says there is too much information, i thought it a bit...
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Toes
Just got a text from a mate saying he was going to commit suicide. I ignored it. "dont you think you should do somthing" said my mum. Nah, he's on T Mobile, the funeral was last week!
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TWR
What has been the most troublesome car you have ever owned, & in what way?
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hc4361
Over the years I've bought some gadgets that promised me everything and delivered nothing, or were useless in a very short time. Top of my list are Betamax video - worked great but became obsolete A...
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Nottingham89
Hello everyone, I am wanting to start learning soon, I just got provisional license today but I was just wondering how many lessons someone needs on average? I am a quick learner, I have been around...
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denis567
Saw a lady trying on shoes at a market stall and she had bare feet. What do you thk of this practise?
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lilypoppyfre
I have mislaid the telephone number of an IT "doctor" ...I had seen his number on his van in Huddersfield and his name is Dominic and is a local man..... would anyone by chance recognise who...
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mrs_overall
Mine include: 1. Age 16 on Calendar Dreams (a sort of regional Jim'll Fix it) riding an elephant 2. As an extra (a prostitute) in an episode of Kavanagh QC 3. When my daughter was toddler she was...
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DGR
Does anyone know if there was ever a car maker in Croydon called Snow? If so, I imagine it will have been in the early 1900s.

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