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... or is the site more responsive proximate with the arrival of the new Ed? Each thread accessed pops right up... no long waits or re-boots... at least so far.
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... or is the site more responsive proximate with the arrival of the new Ed? Each thread accessed pops right up... no long waits or re-boots... at least so far.
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So, you're practising turning up you coat collar, hunching your shoulders and leaning against the wind in preparation for winter, aren't you? Well, on the bright side, it's only 6 months to the Vernal...
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The holiday here in the U.S., that traditionally signals the end of summer, back-to-school, get the fire wood ready holiday is Labor Day (first Monday of September)... today. It's designed to honor...
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One snow man to another.... "Yeah, me too... it's always the smell of carrotts..."
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Just let me say Happy Birthday on July 4th to we here in the U.S.! In all seriousness, many of us still thank the "Motherland" for the gift of English language, law, hardwork and dedication that has...
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Thinking I certainly knew the definition of womb, I was informed by my 14 year old that the preferred definition is actually an Elephant Fart...
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Having just completed our Thanksgiving Holiday here in the U.S., this seems appropriate: A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary....
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After God had created Adam, He saw that Adam, although very busy and content. appeared to be lonely. God said "it is not good for man to be alone"... and caused a deep sleep to come upon Adam. God...
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Whickerman's post reminds me of the time a young lady was receiving her first lesson from the pro. As he was standing behind her in order to reach around and show her the correct grip and stance, he...
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Alas for the death of Hugh Hannity Whose boat was capsized by a manatee When they saw it swim by All the townsfolk would cry "There he goes! Oh the beast! The Hugh manatee!"
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As usual, a day late and a dollar short in finding a truly entertaining murder mystery. We've come to appreciate the program and realize it's been in production for some time (we're on the third...
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Little Gordon's dad had been promising for years that he could have a hunting bow when he turned 12. On his birthday he unwrapped his gift box revealing the long-sought-for bow. Yet Gordon was still...
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A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man...
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There Once Was A Man From Peru, Who Decided To Learn The Kazoo. He Practiced At Home With A Tissue And Comb, But Inhaled, And Was Groomed Through And Through...
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There was a fisherman named Fisher Who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, Pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher
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The young mother was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week, when she received a call from the doctor's office telling her she had been rescheduled for that same morning at...
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The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man standing in the doorway. His clothes are all dishevelled and he looks,......well, "needy". "Can I help you?" the Madam asks. "I want...
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Two elderly gentlemen are sitting in the kitchen one afternoon, when one comments on how his arthritis has been a problem of late. "What medication do you use?", he asks the other. At this, the fellow...

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