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Erroneously posted on another thread... Is it my imagination...

... or is the site more responsive proximate with the arrival of the new Ed? Each thread accessed pops right up... no long waits or re-boots... at least so far.
18:10 Tue 23rd Sep 20085 answers, last by netibiza 10:04 Wed 24th Sep 2008
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Is it my imagination...

... or is the site more responsive proximate with the arrival of the new Ed? Each thread accessed pops right up... no long waits or re-boots... at least so far.
16:02 Tue 23rd Sep 20084 answers, last by netibiza 13:09 Wed 24th Sep 2008
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Is everyone enjoying the Autumnal Equinox?

So, you're practising turning up you coat collar, hunching your shoulders and leaning against the wind in preparation for winter, aren't you? Well, on the bright side, it's only 6 months to the Vernal...
14:28 Mon 22nd Sep 20086 answers, last by jno 15:06 Mon 22nd Sep 2008
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Happy Labor Day, to U.S.

The holiday here in the U.S., that traditionally signals the end of summer, back-to-school, get the fire wood ready holiday is Labor Day (first Monday of September)... today. It's designed to honor...
15:43 Mon 01st Sep 20087 answers, last by Quizmonster 08:44 Tue 02nd Sep 2008
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Puzzeled

One snow man to another.... "Yeah, me too... it's always the smell of carrotts..."
02:52 Fri 01st Aug 20081 answer, last by noknowledge 02:55 Fri 01st Aug 2008
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Happy Birthday to U.S.

Just let me say Happy Birthday on July 4th to we here in the U.S.! In all seriousness, many of us still thank the "Motherland" for the gift of English language, law, hardwork and dedication that has...
16:17 Fri 04th Jul 200822 answers, last by jno 01:34 Sun 06th Jul 2008
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Womb definition?

Thinking I certainly knew the definition of womb, I was informed by my 14 year old that the preferred definition is actually an Elephant Fart...
17:59 Wed 18th Jun 20083 answers, last by richardjhoop 22:32 Sun 16th Nov 2008
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Obnoxious Parrot

Having just completed our Thanksgiving Holiday here in the U.S., this seems appropriate: A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary....
15:20 Thu 29th Nov 20073 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 18:22 Sun 02nd Dec 2007
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Adam and Eve Redux

After God had created Adam, He saw that Adam, although very busy and content. appeared to be lonely. God said "it is not good for man to be alone"... and caused a deep sleep to come upon Adam. God...
23:31 Mon 12th Nov 20072 answers, last by Clanad 23:53 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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Golfinh II

Whickerman's post reminds me of the time a young lady was receiving her first lesson from the pro. As he was standing behind her in order to reach around and show her the correct grip and stance, he...
03:50 Mon 10th Sep 20071 answer, last by heathfield 13:03 Mon 10th Sep 2007
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A Death in Florida

Alas for the death of Hugh Hannity Whose boat was capsized by a manatee When they saw it swim by All the townsfolk would cry "There he goes! Oh the beast! The Hugh manatee!"
18:35 Tue 29th May 20071 answer, last by Neilzulu1 21:15 Wed 30th May 2007
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Midsomer Murders

As usual, a day late and a dollar short in finding a truly entertaining murder mystery. We've come to appreciate the program and realize it's been in production for some time (we're on the third...
21:29 Tue 01st May 20074 answers, last by Clanad 14:03 Wed 02nd May 2007
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By Any Other Name...

Little Gordon's dad had been promising for years that he could have a hunting bow when he turned 12. On his birthday he unwrapped his gift box revealing the long-sought-for bow. Yet Gordon was still...
01:44 Fri 27th Apr 2007
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All the Penguins

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man...
21:15 Wed 25th Apr 2007
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One more

There Once Was A Man From Peru, Who Decided To Learn The Kazoo. He Practiced At Home With A Tissue And Comb, But Inhaled, And Was Groomed Through And Through...
01:46 Sun 22nd Apr 20071 answer, last by catcuddler 01:00 Tue 08th May 2007
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Fishing Fisher

There was a fisherman named Fisher Who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, Pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher
01:01 Sat 21st Apr 20074 answers, last by heathfield 19:39 Sat 21st Apr 2007
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Surprise!

The young mother was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week, when she received a call from the doctor's office telling her she had been rescheduled for that same morning at...
21:10 Wed 11th Apr 20075 answers, last by Electrochem 21:19 Fri 13th Apr 2007
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True Honor

The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man standing in the doorway. His clothes are all dishevelled and he looks,......well, "needy". "Can I help you?" the Madam asks. "I want...
01:47 Sun 01st Apr 2007
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Failing Memory

Two elderly gentlemen are sitting in the kitchen one afternoon, when one comments on how his arthritis has been a problem of late. "What medication do you use?", he asks the other. At this, the fellow...
01:40 Sun 01st Apr 2007

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