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Just-Jane
I've been clearing the garden at my daughter's new house which doesn't appear to have been tended for quite a few years. We are left with some lovely shrubs including hydrangea, fuscias, roses and...
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Patsy33
I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet. It's clogged, now.....
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marval
A little boy walks into his kitchen and says, “Dad, there’s a man knocking on the door with a beard.” His dad replies, “Oh, no wonder I didn’t hear him!” I was told to use as many key...
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spathiphyllum
Finally Ms May informs us when we'll officially be leaving the EU... She said as soon as the DFS sale ends! I wouldn't hold your breaths......
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Patsy33
A friend of mine lost his job at a fish supplies company. He opened a whole can of worms....
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spathiphyllum
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/09/07/carlsberg-glues-beer-cans-together-becoming-first-brewery-abandon/?fbclid=IwAR1tD-SlmoY4IpLFeSmLxdPWp_YVPTKdsyB_Pa65Z5BhSZBMDywu4Hs93M0 There's a good move....
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spathiphyllum
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/fracking-conservative-mp-lose-election-drilling-lee-rowley-james-heappey-a8567101.html...
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arabbadot
The chain was not tight enough on and came off . Now several teeth of the chain are sticking in the groove of the bar. Cannot see any bent .....Any solution please
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Tuvok
This is growing in my grass http://tinypic.com/r/2ljp9p2/9 http://tinypic.com/r/34erz8p/9 Any ideas?...
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lindylou16
Mine are just coming into bloom is this the time?
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Patsy33
For sale: Midwife text books. (Can deliver)
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marval
I was going on a road trip with my two mates both called Tom. When I got into the car I said “I take it you know where we’re going?” I bought a new carpet cleaner which removes 99% of stains....
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rockyracoon
Does anybody know what the purple plant is? Thanks [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/2ij3l2q.jpg[/IMG]...
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Patsy33
My wife said I'm obsessed with cricket and that she is leaving me. Well, It knocked me for six...
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Fanriffic
I must be getting old. I had to put on my reading glasses to eat my Alphabetti Spaghetti today....
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Patsy33
When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
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spathiphyllum
The idea behind it is, the moon is responsible for controlling the tides, because the earths water is effected by the moons gravity. So... the moon can effect the times to sow and grow because it...
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emmie
oh wait a minute............. no one was hurt thank heavens http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-42719754...
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marval
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears. Bump.... Bump... Bump.... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright...
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Berniecuddles2
My mate swallowed his phone and got it stuck in his throat. I had to ring his neck....

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