I popped into a travel agent and said, "I am thinking of going to Belgium." The assistant responded "Antwerp?" I said, "No, he doesn't want to go." I have just watched a film about a man who broke his...
A middle aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a house. He found the perfect house and was about to buy it when...
Paddy and Murphy are sat in the pub and the barmaid mentions that they are both getting a bit of a belly. They decide it is time for a bit of exercise. The barmaid says the best form of exercise is...
I went into the pub today and said to the barmaid,"Do you do cash back?".
"Yes, certainly", she replied.
"Good", I said, "Can I have the £40 I spent last night, my wife's going mental."...
Some years ago I responded positively to an RSPB appeal, and planted a hedge (mixed holly and beech) along the back of my garden. It is now some 10 feet in height, and several feet thick. The amount...
bought me a 'lovely' nylon dressing gown for Christmas. Trouble is, it's crackling with static electricity. Do you think if I take it back tomorrow, they'll replace it with another one free of charge?...
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady...
Well I'm unlikely to recall all the plants I put in this year, but concentrating on the fruit stuff. As far as I can tell, greatberry, and blueberry are able to shrug off the colder months by...
I notice a lot of my morning glories have self seeded and are growing like mad! Shall I leave them out where they are or pot up and keep indoors? Thanks for an advice