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I bought a new car the other day...

but I had to return it, "what's wrong with it?" asked the salesman, "It won't go past 140" I replied "Surely that can't be bad" he argued, so I said: "I live at number 168"
00:13 Thu 07th Dec 2006
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My best friend....

Is in hospital, he poisoned himself. He ate what he thought was an onion but turned out to be a daffodil bulb. Doctors reckon he'll be out in spring.
00:02 Thu 07th Dec 2006
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Breaking news....

Britain has completely run out of guide dogs and has started using cats instead. This morning I woke up and saw a blind man walking along the top of my fence, I found another one asleep under my car.
23:59 Wed 06th Dec 20061 answer, last by greenrook 21:03 Fri 08th Dec 2006
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Tom Petty

Did Tom Petty ever sing Lullaby originally by Shawn Mullins, it has the lyrics: Everythings gonna be alright rock-a-bye. I'm not asking for myself but my mother would stake the family estate on the...
23:11 Wed 06th Dec 20062 answers, last by Goodsoulette 10:55 Fri 08th Dec 2006
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Smoking Ban

This is a serious question, What will happen to all the ashtrays in pubs? There must be thousands and thousands out there!
22:25 Mon 04th Dec 200619 answers, last by Ollie_P 20:00 Wed 06th Dec 2006
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artist & song title

Heard a tune years ago in Majorca and it had the lyrics: Every time i turn on the f***ing radio I hear the same 5 songs played all day, come on man, F**k that! Who did it?
23:51 Thu 23rd Nov 20062 answers, last by robthedj 05:38 Fri 24th Nov 2006
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Freeview

Is anybody else not receiving any signals tonight
20:38 Mon 16th Oct 20066 answers, last by beejaybee 11:54 Tue 17th Oct 2006
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London swallowing up Home Counties

How long has Erith been in East London? http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-200644008 3,00.htmlthat in the news recently Croydon is no longer in Surrey but is now South London and Sidcup is no longer...
10:30 Sat 23rd Sep 200611 answers, last by derekpara 20:44 Mon 25th Sep 2006
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Quantum Leap Movie

I heard a rumour on Radio 1 a few weeks ago that this was going to happen, is there any truth in it?
14:08 Mon 18th Sep 20064 answers, last by marwel7 17:24 Mon 18th Sep 2006
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Ground Zero

Why is the former site of the World Trade Centre(s) called this, I was always under the impression that Ground Zero was a name used for Nuclear bomb sites
17:24 Mon 11th Sep 200612 answers, last by Pippa68 19:05 Tue 12th Sep 2006
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Branston beans advert

Does anyone know where I can watch this for free on the net, my mum thinks it's funny (No, I can't see it either!)
20:30 Sun 10th Sep 20062 answers, last by chimney 17:19 Mon 11th Sep 2006
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Where is everyone from?

Just wondered out of interest where abouts in the Country (or the world) everyone is from in the AB?
18:56 Tue 15th Aug 200654 answers, last by kimbro44 22:13 Thu 17th Aug 2006
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Chelsea off of Eastenders

Has anyone else noticed the sheer hugeness of her rear end?
15:14 Sun 13th Aug 20062 answers, last by Ward~Minter 17:10 Sun 13th Aug 2006
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Girl trouble

There's this girl who I really like but she has just finished a relationship and doesn't want to dive straight in to another one, which is understandable, but I really want to be with her, she knows...
02:46 Sun 13th Aug 20065 answers, last by country_boy 21:09 Sun 13th Aug 2006
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Magners Cider

Is that Ian McShane putting on an Irish accent in the voiceover?
20:14 Sat 12th Aug 20068 answers, last by chimney 14:30 Sun 13th Aug 2006

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