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...having my weekly wash, when I looked down and realised that my breasts were sort of 'floating' in the water which made them look like Pamela Anderson fake boobs (sort of jutting out of their own...
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Where does the phrase 'Have a butchers' come from? I was in Egypt recently and thought it was hilarious when a local man tried to entice me into his shop and used that phrase! Another local greeted me...
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How many mosquito bites can the body sustain before your blood actually runs out or you actually turn into a mosquito from being mauled so much? I think I may have set a new World Record.
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What have I forgotten to pack? Seriously! I know i'm bound to have forgotten something crucial.
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....when your partner farts in their sleep and you find it quite cute. What is love to you?
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What was the last dream that you had? Being the wild, erratic and unhibited individual that I am, I dreamt about putting my wardrobe together which I know is due to be delivered today. And in my dream...
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What smells do you like that you know you shouldn't? For me it's; - marker pens - creosote - petrol at garage forecourts - my socks after i've been wearing my trainers for a day! What about you?
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I went out to dinner with my ex-boyfriend last night and admitted that I'm still in love with him.... 4 MONTHS after we broke up! Do you think I should be put out of my misery? Shot like a lame horse?
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This is your opportunity to tell me a whopping great fib and try to convince me that it's true. If I believe you, you get 3 stars. So come on, get creative!
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My friend has a DVD drive on her laptop and it has recently decided to stop playing DVDs for no apparent reason! When I checked the laptop last night it seems that the drive recognises CDs but not...
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What's the point?
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I don't care if he's a pin-up, a Hollywood hunk or worth a few bob... you simply couldn't date the guy because his name is COLIN! Who agrees?
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...ogling mens' nether regions. How do you plan on spending your day today?
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If you're closest friend/loved one turned into a zombie in front of your eyes, do you think you'd have the courage to put them out of their misery?
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I just put a forkful of food into my gob and ended up with my hair in my mouth as well. And quite a lot of it too! I then sat there laughing with food still in my mouth and had to compose myself...
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I've been invited to a Hen night and have been told that I have to dress up as a teacher and give myself a saucy name. I can't think of any names though! Any ideas?
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It's just too good a day to waste in the office, so to make the most of it I am going to go for a lengthy cycle ride through Windsor town and along the Long Walk after work....
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What is the worst sequel you've ever seen?
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I've just eaten a whole tub of olive houmous and then realised that it's 550 calories and 49.4g of fat! How can something so healthy be so fattening? Do you think God got it wrong and actually...
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I was playing my Sims game last night, and I decided to buy a pet. So I bought a lovely caramel coloured Chow Chow (http://www.planet-pets.com/Chowchow.jpg) but then I was stuck for a name to give it....

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