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Anton De Beke wear rubber underpants? Cos he strictly comes dancing......
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I wouldn't let that lot near my allotment shed :-)
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Of mine has killed himself in the desert. He's a camelkazee...
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...in the sun tanning Olympics. I just got bronze.....
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Just arranged a date with a cheetah. Yes, I've pulled a fast one......
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..phoned the amputee help line... They cut me off...
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... Heard about the homosexual shepherd who kept mountain goats...
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I'm watching David Walliams on the above show. This man gives me the creeps:-/
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..trying to read How to use glue, but I'm stuck on page four:-)
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You don't have to have had a course of Botox to be a panellist on the above program. But if you have it helps:-)
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..got a Scandinavian friend who only likes obscure Beatles songs. A Norwegian would......
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How do I extend the ringing time on incoming calls. At the moment it rings 3 times before the answering facility kicks in. I've looked in settings etc, but there's nowt there
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Which is the best company for specs in your opinion?
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Is looking very Luscious tonight:-)...
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A group of went to the Sheffield beer festival on Sat night. When we got there (7:00pm) they'd run out of beer.....A temple of disappointment:-(
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4 have been spotted in my own fair city:-) Gorra day off tomorrow so I'll go and have a look-see.
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Where would be the best place to remove my brain? Should it before I enter the Midlands, on the M42,or should I wait until I get to my destination:-)
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Going to Morrisons to do our shopping, then having our tea in the cafe. My continental life style just gets better:-D...
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....the difference between a Yorkshire man and a cactus? You can get a drink out of a cactus...
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I've been working for a man who's got MS. The poor bloke can just about hold a special mug for drinking and use an adapted remote control for his TV. Otherwise he is totally paralyzed. He's is...

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