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Unemployed People

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
12:49 Mon 04th Sep 20176 answers, last by zebo 09:41 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Driving Test!

My girlfriend just passed her driving test and asked me to buy her something cheap to run around in. So I bought her trainers from Lidl....
06:55 Mon 04th Sep 20178 answers, last by marval 18:53 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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Daddy!

"Daddy, what's a transvestite?" "Ask your mother, he'll tell you"...
19:46 Sun 03rd Sep 20171 answer, last by DTCwordfan 19:50 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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Funeral!

the Guy who owned all the Odeon cinemas has died. His funeral is on Monday @ 2:10, 4:20 & 8:40...
17:24 Sun 03rd Sep 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 19:24 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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Cold Turkey

I was addicted to sex so I decided to go cold turkey. Now I've been banned from all Iceland shops.
09:17 Sun 03rd Sep 20178 answers, last by Arksided 15:01 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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Terrible Fight!

A dentist and a manicurist had a terrible fight, They fought tooth and nail....
19:21 Sat 02nd Sep 201712 answers, last by Garaman 13:45 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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At The Doc's!

A woman weightlifter goes to the doc's: "I've been taking steroids, & now I've grown a cock" "Anabolic" says the Doctor "No just a cock!"...
10:51 Sat 02nd Sep 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 12:26 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Drugs

I think my wife sells drugs? As I was leaving the phone rang. When I answered it the bloke on the other end said "has that dope gone yet?"...
09:09 Sat 02nd Sep 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 12:00 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Plastic Surgeon

Some years ago I worked as a plastic surgeon.. it raised a few eyebrows I can tell you my neighbour has had 4 face lifts ..she has a stunning beard now!...
08:53 Sat 02nd Sep 20172 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 09:11 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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2013

All of a sudden the answerbank is showing home pages from 2013 on my browser ..er why?...
13:34 Fri 01st Sep 20178 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 14:10 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Ebay Via Australia!

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
11:27 Fri 01st Sep 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 12:20 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Sandwich!

Found a very old recipe just made myself an 18th century type sandwich. It was revolting!...
11:20 Fri 01st Sep 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 14:41 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Ship Collision!

Two ships, one carrying red paint, one carrying blue have collided in the channel ...both crews have been marooned
11:00 Fri 01st Sep 201713 answers, last by zebo 08:22 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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My Mate David

My mate David is a victim of ID theft. Now we just call him ‘Dav’...
08:08 Fri 01st Sep 20177 answers, last by zebo 11:18 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Job

I had a job at a pencil sharpening firm but left after a week . I just couldn't see the point
08:01 Fri 01st Sep 20178 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:11 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Endless Love!

What’s the definition of Endless Love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis together!...
17:48 Thu 31st Aug 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 18:56 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Wife Came Home!

My wife came home from work yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox....
17:28 Thu 31st Aug 201715 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:06 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Girlfriend

My girlfriend said she's leaving me for another guy because I'm too obsessed with football. So I asked "on loan or transfer"?...
10:10 Thu 31st Aug 201731 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 11:14 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Blacksmiths!

Went for an interview at a Blacksmiths Blacksmith: "Are you any good at shoeing horses?" I said: "No but I once told a Donkey to eff off"...
05:52 Thu 31st Aug 20177 answers, last by marval 17:42 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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As I Get Older

As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way. I think, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me after all....
18:27 Wed 30th Aug 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 20:05 Wed 30th Aug 2017

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