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Why is F F S in the Fluffing swear filter?!?!? beggars belief.

Its an abbreviation!!!!
13:23 Fri 15th Oct 201026 answers, last by vivandorron 13:09 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Vine-isms

That Black Beauty eh? Bit of a dark horse. Any more?...
10:44 Wed 13th Oct 20104 answers, last by lankeela 00:33 Fri 15th Oct 2010
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Neighbours dog

My neighbour tells a story of how his dog can collect a stick from over 2 miles away. Sounds a bit far fetched to me....
10:43 Wed 13th Oct 20103 answers, last by marval 15:01 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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I proposed to my schizophrenic girlfriend last week

But she's still in two minds about it. <retrieves coat>...
10:41 Wed 13th Oct 20106 answers, last by Avatar 12:07 Thu 14th Oct 2010
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Witch Doctor

After years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in...
14:22 Wed 11th Aug 20108 answers, last by lucca 17:37 Sat 14th Aug 2010
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Ring

When a g4y man proposes, do both go down on one knee? I would have thought just one of them goes down on all fours to present the ring...
14:14 Wed 11th Aug 20101 answer, last by Seafarer1966 15:49 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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Wife

The wife's in a strop with me because I didnt open the car door for her. It's not my fault I just panicked and swam for the surface.
13:58 Wed 11th Aug 20105 answers, last by Seafarer1966 11:11 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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Price of small plot of land

My mothers got a ramshackle shed standing on plot of land 2m by 3m at the bottom corner of her garden. A builder developing behind the garden would like to buy the plot of land off her to give a bit...
13:25 Fri 30th Jul 201011 answers, last by Avatar 15:29 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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Water Shortage

Due to the ongoing water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have closed lanes 7 and 8..
09:12 Mon 26th Jul 20101 answer, last by Suetheramble 16:06 Mon 26th Jul 2010
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That Mitchell and Webb Look

Is it just me or is this show simply not at all funny anymore? Think I'll give up bothering with it....
16:03 Thu 22nd Jul 20101 answer, last by Everhelpful 16:13 Thu 22nd Jul 2010
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Why doesn't Popeye's díck go rusty?

its a fictional item and even if it weren't, human flesh is not subject to oxidisation in atmospheric conditions.
16:54 Thu 08th Jul 20107 answers, last by Hugo-Johnson 17:07 Thu 08th Jul 2010
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Insurance Price cutting

Renewal approaching and price for fully comp, protected NCB, legal protection and roadside recovery is well over £400. I have an X reg (10 year old at least) Audi A4 TDI worth about £2000...
09:40 Tue 15th Jun 20106 answers, last by mdoo98 10:07 Thu 17th Jun 2010
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The boats that built Britain

What a cracking little series, with an enthusiastic, knowledgeable presenter and not dragged out to an hour long when half an hour is perfect unlike the BBC main channel shows such as Monty bloody...
10:43 Wed 02nd Jun 2010
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Allotment Joke No. 3

Someone has mysteriously dumped a load of belgian animal p0rn on my allotment..... The plot sickens....
14:34 Thu 18th Mar 20102 answers, last by Avatar 13:08 Fri 19th Mar 2010
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Dog walking scum (avoid reading if eating)

Say you're a dog owner. When it comes to your Pets little deposits and you are out walking, as I see it you have 2 choices. 1. Be a lazy 4rsed inconsiderate chav tw4t and just leave the sh1te where it...
14:20 Wed 03rd Mar 201019 answers, last by EDDIE51 09:41 Thu 04th Mar 2010
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Why is it?

when heating a tin of, say soup, on the hob, when its hot and starts to bubble, if you take the pan away from the heat you get a load of steam given off the soup, return to heat steam stops, take off...
10:13 Tue 02nd Feb 20106 answers, last by mibn2cweus 19:34 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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Diesel engine efficiency

Is a Diesel engine more efficient in cold weather or warm weather? Why? Thx....
14:29 Thu 21st Jan 20105 answers, last by Avatar 14:53 Tue 26th Jan 2010
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9 letter word for constipation beginning and ending in 'n'?

As above
16:44 Tue 12th Jan 20101 answer, last by Canary42 16:50 Tue 12th Jan 2010
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For attention of those climate change numpties

For the attention of those braindead types who pipe up about the "global warming lot" going quiet when there's 2 days of snow and adopting the head in the sand approach:...
12:41 Tue 12th Jan 201042 answers, last by Quinlad 23:48 Mon 18th Jan 2010

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