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A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, ' But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as...
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My mother-in-law's funeral took place last week. We knew that, although she loved children dearly, she would have been concerned that her funeral would take place when there was a lot of outside...
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The airbag warning light will not extinguish, suggesting problem with airbag module. This resulted apparently from battery becoming completely discharged. Have changed the module with a second hand...
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Took a call from salesman. Usual question, for which of these three things would you like a cash voucher? Colleague will call you back if you qualify. (NB More and more of these companies are using...
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Someone posted that AB had gone quiet, so here's a question. I'm looking for a new hobby. I've seen suggestions elsewhere on AB, but none has appealed to me. To try to narrow the field, I'm a 66 year...
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “Quickie” with their 8 -year old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street...
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Does anyone know the password for Saturday's (2 November) token? The token in my paper is illegible! Thanks....
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OK, so the Fondling in Bed one was only new to me. How about: It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns....
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After 20 years of marriage a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started...
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We're towing our boat for the first time down to the south east of Oporto, using the overnight ferry. Any tips? I see from our route planner that there are some steep hills downwards on the way out....
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Does anyone know why we're asked for our 'phone number before submitting completed crosswords. Just interested, that's all.
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15A - dine out after note in being controlled. ?e?n?d ?n. 'Penned in' seems to fit. If it is, not sure why. Any other suggestions that fir the clue? Thanks.

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