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How can we afford the Olympic Games?

I don't see how we can. The recent spending cuts show what a desperate financial condition the UK is in today. Being realistic, there's not going to be an economic reversal that sees the economy and...
20:47 Sun 31st Oct 201035 answers, last by Andyvon 00:12 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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Wild mushrooms

I'm not sure if this shouldn't be under Nature so apologises if wrong. Are there any ABers who pick and eat wild mushrooms? We went for a walk through our local beechwoods today with our neighbours...
02:30 Sun 31st Oct 201016 answers, last by ChuckFickens 13:25 Fri 05th Nov 2010
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How to make garlic butter.

My wife and I have just enjoyed a lovely steak at our local Beefeater. When we asked for the garlic mayonnaise dressing we've had before the waitress brought us garlic butter instead. We've never seen...
22:58 Wed 27th Oct 20109 answers, last by pingu748 20:47 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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What is LOL please?

Oh dear, I hope I'm not asking a question with too obvious an answer. I've noticed that many ABers replying to posts sometimes end their reply with the letters 'lol', or they simply type that as a...
00:28 Thu 07th Oct 201047 answers, last by moonraker558 20:26 Mon 11th Oct 2010
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A case for Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

Our veritable sleuth and his companion are camping out on the moors one night during an investigation into a particularly puzzling case. Following a long day, Dr. Watson is snoring soundly in his...
21:45 Wed 29th Sep 20101 answer, last by ummmm 21:46 Wed 29th Sep 2010
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Retreat from the rat race.

An Englishman decides he's had enough of working for years in the tax office so he buys himself a cottage on a remote Scottish island. After driving to Scotland and taking the ferry to an island, he...
23:39 Sun 26th Sep 20107 answers, last by missnemesis 13:03 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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Fast food for kids.

I'm 48 and I've never had children but I'm astonished at the rubbish I see advertised on the TV aimed directly at children.There are 'deals' from KFC, McDonalds, Burger King etc - and they look...
23:51 Sat 25th Sep 201028 answers, last by pastafreak 12:00 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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Adding links to Answerbank questions.

Could someone tell me how to do this please. I've just answered two posts in Shopping and Animals, both of which would have benefited from the addition of a link to a webpage. I'm sure it must be easy...
22:24 Sat 25th Sep 20105 answers, last by Andyvon 01:05 Sun 26th Sep 2010
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Another bar joke then!

Two fat men walk into a bar to have a drink together. The first one says "Your round mate". The second one says "Well, so are you, you fat b@st@ard!"...
00:03 Sat 25th Sep 20105 answers, last by bluebirdino 08:19 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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A physics joke.

Two atoms walk into a bar to have a drink together. Then the first atom says "Hang on a minute. I think I've lost an electron!" The second atom says "Are you sure?" The first atom...
23:42 Fri 24th Sep 20107 answers, last by BertiWooster 01:03 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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Another doctor gag.

A man walks into his doctor's surgery. The doctor puts the phone down and asks the man what the problem is. "I've got a bad leg doctor" says the man. "Well, sit down" says the...
22:42 Thu 23rd Sep 20105 answers, last by RATTER15 09:41 Fri 24th Sep 2010
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Blind man's parachute jump.

A local newspaper reporter heard about a blind man who enjoyed skydiving. He thought this would make a good story for his paper so he arranged to meet the man at the airfield the following day. When...
22:27 Sun 19th Sep 20101 answer, last by MaximusGL 15:36 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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Dog to the vet

A man goes to the vet with his huge Rottweiler which has a badly infected eye. When he walks into the consulting room the vet asks what the problem is. "He's got a bad eye" says the man....
21:20 Sun 19th Sep 20102 answers, last by boxtops 21:23 Sun 19th Sep 2010
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Reporting a stolen passport

I think this is the best section for this question. I have a very wayward step-daughter (S) who has spent her life in the drug world. Last year my wife and I rented S two flats, paid advance rent, but...
23:49 Fri 17th Sep 20109 answers, last by Andyvon 20:16 Sun 19th Sep 2010
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Picture to accompany my Answerbank posts

I'm sorry if this is the wrong section but I can't think where else to ask. How do I get a picture to accompany my posts as many ABers have? I have plenty of photos saved on my computer. I've looked...
00:31 Sun 25th Jul 201013 answers, last by Andyvon 03:35 Mon 26th Jul 2010
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Returning mail to sender

I hope this is the right section for this post - apologises if not. Since last year my wife and I have been receiving bank statements and letters for my step-daughter (S) who has never lived with us....
00:09 Thu 22nd Jul 20109 answers, last by Andyvon 22:56 Fri 23rd Jul 2010
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Insomnia

This is a follow on to my recent postings in Animals. I'm 48 and I've had a very unsettled sleep pattern for about 25 years. I have terrible insomnia which used to drive me half crazy until I learned...
02:18 Thu 17th Jun 20107 answers, last by DrFilth 05:07 Thu 17th Jun 2010
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Fox and cat playing together

I saw this last night and I'm sure it is very usual. Has anyone else seen or heard of this before? I go for a six mile walk every night as I'm an insomniac. Last night I was in town nearing home at...
22:16 Sun 13th Jun 201054 answers, last by ttfn 05:07 Sun 20th Jun 2010
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Addition to the Christmas question below.

I ran out of room for this last point. Despite what people might think from the previous points, I'm not religious. However, I do respect those who believe and who live their lives accordingly. I...
02:05 Sat 07th Nov 20098 answers, last by 123everton 10:49 Sun 08th Nov 2009

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