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How To Recognise Different Types Of People

There are l0 different types of people in this world... Those who understand binary... And those who don't...
00:44 Wed 26th Feb 20143 answers, last by Quoi 11:58 Wed 26th Feb 2014
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Another Day, Another Chicken, Another Road,,,

Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the same side....
00:42 Wed 26th Feb 20142 answers, last by roger 03:41 Thu 27th Feb 2014
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How Do You Stop A Fountain From Running Away?

How do you stop a fountain from running away? You put it in a fountain pen....
03:02 Wed 19th Feb 20142 answers, last by Wharton 03:24 Wed 19th Feb 2014
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"you're A Better Man Than I, Gunga Din"

I wonder if anybody remembers this, and can tell me where it originated. I think it was back in the 70s, that Kenny Everett - perhaps - kept running a mad sound clip that ran for about 2 or 3 minutes....
20:44 Wed 12th Feb 201423 answers, last by guilliebrougues 17:06 Wed 26th Feb 2014
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Capital Cities Of The World, Part 1

What's the capital of Legoland? Bricks-ton....
21:46 Mon 10th Feb 2014
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Russian Underpants

I've recently been reminded of this one, partly by all the ballyhoo going on about the Russian winter olympics, and partly by seeing the latest episode of Jeremy Wade's River Monsters series on ITV2...
13:22 Sun 09th Feb 2014
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A Man Goes To The Vets...

A man calls in the local vet to his sheep farm. "One of my sheep keeps having babies", he tells the vet, "and she seems to keep abandoning them. But it's like she's just forgotten where she's left...
14:21 Tue 04th Feb 20144 answers, last by Canary42 04:08 Wed 05th Feb 2014
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The Degg Campaign

I decided to come her to gather support for my very interesting and worthwhile campaign. The campaign is very simple: I want to have the word 'day' replaced by 'degg'. That way, each week would run:...
15:11 Mon 03rd Feb 20147 answers, last by factor-fiction 18:26 Mon 03rd Feb 2014
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Another Doctor Joke:

A man goes into the doctor's surgery, and says "Doctor, I'm having terrible trouble saying F's and TH's". The doctor thinks about this for a moment, then fixes the man with a wicked grin, and says...
13:35 Mon 03rd Feb 20143 answers, last by marval 18:18 Mon 03rd Feb 2014
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Jesus Was Not The First Son Of God...

Most people don't know this, but Jesus was not the first son of God - he was actually the seventh. Before Jesus, there was Asus, Besus, Cesus... you can see where this one's going. Not my joke - it's...
13:27 Mon 03rd Feb 20144 answers, last by Jordyboy9 15:24 Mon 03rd Feb 2014
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The Lesser Spotted Dick

There used to be another variety of spotted dick. It was called smoked dick. You needed to use a cock roach....
03:40 Mon 03rd Feb 2014
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Strange Electrical Vibrations On Audio And Video Equipment

For most of my life, I've kept a very large collection of audio and video recordings. With the amount that I do, machines are always wearing out or going wrong, and I've replaced them regularly - so...
04:22 Fri 24th Jan 20146 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:42 Fri 24th Jan 2014
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Music Used In Youtube Laserium Film

I was watching a clip on YouTube about Laserium, the 70s lightshow display. At one point in the soundtrack, there was a piece of music which is very familiar, and I'm sure I've got it somewhere in my...
01:02 Sun 19th Jan 20143 answers, last by AndiFlatland 04:42 Mon 20th Jan 2014
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I Want To Upload 1 Thing To Youtube, But Have No Idea How!

Technically, I am still in the dark ages, and have no prospect of changing that any time soon. All my recordings (TV and radio) are still done on video tape, I have no mobile phone, and the only...
04:03 Thu 16th Jan 20143 answers, last by Mosaic 20:39 Fri 17th Jan 2014
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Chris White - Spanish Wine

In 1976, singer Chris White had a modest hit with Spanish Wine, and followed it with a very nice album, Mouth Music. Both are still treasured records which get given a dusting off from time to time....
03:37 Thu 16th Jan 20146 answers, last by Allante666 14:53 Sun 12th May 2019
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Sedna

Not a question, only an amusing comment: There may not be any evidence yet of life on Mars - but there's definitely DNA on SeDNA!! Douglas (Noel) Adams would have chortled at that one!!!...
17:20 Sat 04th Jan 2014
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Music Used In Short Tesco Tv Ad - Electro-Pop Instrumental

I've a feeling I should know what this music is, but for the life of me, I can't uncover it! Tesco have for several months been running a series of brief adverts - about 10-15 seconds - of a generic,...
15:07 Fri 27th Dec 20139 answers, last by Tarquin99 01:50 Sat 05th Apr 2014
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Gas Wands Are A Pain In The *rs*

I'm sick to death of buying gas wands to light the oven. They work fine for as long as the factory-filled gas lasts - but every time it runs out, I try to refill the damn things with gas from one of...
18:43 Sat 30th Nov 20139 answers, last by AndiFlatland 14:20 Sun 01st Dec 2013
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Water In The Dish

In a radio telescope, when it rains, what do they do about the water that collects in it? Are there built-in drainage channels, do they turn the dish on its side to allow it to drain out, or do they...
00:22 Fri 29th Nov 20133 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:32 Fri 29th Nov 2013
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Space Code

Does the International Space Station have a postal code? (Or a Zip Code, if you're American)
14:21 Mon 11th Nov 20137 answers, last by Buenchico 01:27 Tue 12th Nov 2013

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