Magician David Blaine was gutted yesterday, when he found out his record of 44 days of doing fcuk all in a box was smashed..... by over six months by Newcastle United's Michael Owen.
Saw a trailer for this and it starts on Thursday February 21st on Virgin 1. The trailer didn't give a time. I think there was a question asked about when this show was starting but I couldn't find it...
A woman is breast feeding her baby when she notices her window cleaner watching the scene. "What do you think you're looking at?" She yells. He says "I'm sorry, but I was bottle fed and I've always...
The assistant says "Can I help you?" The guy undoes his flies and slaps his willy on the counter. She says "You dirty ******. What do you want?" He says "Put two hands and a face on that!!!!!"
I'm afraid it's about the only clean joke I know. Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a...
