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Men::: Rules That Women Have

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Barsel | 15:11 Sun 17th May 2015 | ChatterBank
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Following on from trt's post yesterday concerning rules for women, here are the rules for men :-)

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
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LOL...very true :)
Please can someone direct me to the rules for men thread. I vaguely remember reading it and now can't find it ;-(

Lol! by the way to yours, Barsel! xx
Tell us about it. :-(
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Sorry cupid, I should have added it before. x
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1420053.html
Thank you, men are definitely worse offenders. Everything they say and everything they do ;-)
Fair enough, I'd have written the same. Now must get OH to read, learn and thoroughly digest. (Sometimes they're a bit slow!)
Lol to all that!
You forgot the rule about 'crying'
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Good to see that at least one of them has got it right ( but don't tell him ). :))

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