The Other Half

[McMouse]

Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in casualty.

When I got home I watched all 50 minutes of it,..........
never saw her once.

She still hasn't come home yet. I'm starving.

[maggiebee]

LOL McM

[Svejk]

How do you put up with her, you poor man. ;)

[janbee]

Oh McM, you are a dead man !...

[Peaspeculiars]

:-)

[waterboatman]

Tongue pie and cold shoulder on the menu mate.

[Hopkirk]

Why is this in 'jokes'?