Magpie

[Coldicote]

"Mummy, what's a magpie?" "You know darling; it's a bird." "Well down at the playground they're saying it's a pie made with maggots."

[zabado]

Where's the rest of the joke ?.

[andy-hughes]

Where's the start while you're at it!

[weecalf]

id stop the kid going to that playground they have no sense of humour

[maggiebee]

We used to call a fruit slice a fly cemetery at school.

[ummmm]

I find it hard to believe that anyone actually laughed at this joke.

[Quoi]

lol maggie - We still buy mcvities 'dead fly' biscuits.

[Svejk]

Don't you listen to them, coldicote. ;-) While ^that lot are giving you grief they'll be giving someone else a rest.