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Dear-Doris | 19:13 Mon 07th Jul 2014 | ChatterBank
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Helloo boys & girls & others - Doris here.

A bulging postbag this week, so just some brief replies today.


Ms Sloop of Humberside : the poop deck is aptly named - always wear your deck shoes.

Mr WordFan of Camelot : the problem you describe can be avoided by sharpening the lead in your pencil.

Ms Tomato of Non Iron : you have a titanic problem, just take more ice with it next time.

Wolf Girl : Frankie says "Relax"

Doris xx

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A special Scottish section :

Dear "Kate of Kelvinside" : your dream has got me worried - I can cope with turtles and tea, but any dream featuring Fat Reg from Pinner is probably delving into areas of your psyche that are beyond my pay-grade. I suggest playing Kings of Leon very loudly until your memory is cleansed.

Dear "AA of Auchtermuchty" : no you're right - it's a meringue
hello Doris we have always called our national treasure Reg from Pinner, but fat Reg sounds even better. I was watching the live show Legends in Vegas and the compare did impersonations and was struggling with an impersonation of Sir E as the all American audience could not grasp it, I thought I whispered to my pal "its Reg" but my whispers can be a tad loud and from the stage the compare announced "welcome to our British visitors cos I know y'all call him Reg back home and then burst into Crocodile Rock ! me & my big mouth !
Nice to see you again, Doris.....x

I have been a member of the Desperate Dolly Dating Agency for some time now......
Although I know I am tall, slim, leggy and blonde all the men I meet have had the same immediate reaction.....they splutter, laugh and run......
My problem is....What is wrong with men?
good evening Dear,

o how bitterly true but, as Dolly always says, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain..

..so I hate to break it to you that Roger the Cabin Boy is spoken for elsewhere and your novelty turn with the table tennis balls was remarkably declasse




LOL.

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