What

[nelruth]

Elephants are much rarer than they used to be, but they have something to help them survive that no other animal has. What?

[Svejk]

has nelruth been sent to bed?

[scorpiojo]

I think she's opening more crackers :0)

[cupid04]

Q] Why are elephants grey?

A] So you can tell them apart from canaries!

[jubieanna]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

[berniecuddles]

why do elephants have big ears?
cos noddy wont pay the ransom!

[cupid04]

Q] How can you tell if an elephant has been asleep in your bed?

A] The sheets are wrinkled and the bed stinks of peanuts.

[marval]

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

[berniecuddles]

damn i kept blaming mrs c

[Wharton]

What's the difference between elephants and grapes?
Elephants are grey and grapes are green.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants.
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
Here come the grapes.

Jane was colour-blind.

[marval]

If uncle jack helped you off an elephant would you help uncle jack off an elephant

[cupid04]

Q] How does an elephant hide in the jungle?


A] He paints his balls red and sits in a cherry tree.

[Wharton]

marval - I think it's about time you told some camel jokes :-)

[marval]

What's big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera!

[berniecuddles]

Two elephants jumped off a cliff……. BOOM BOOM!

[berniecuddles]

marval - I think it's about time you told some camel jokes :-)
no i'd get the hump