A Boy.......

[excelsior-1]

......was bagging groceries at a supermarket.

One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.

Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied.

Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."

[cupid04]

Did you feel squashed?

[tonyav]

Well there was a squeeze on.

[Tilly2]

I like this one. It's clever! (with bits in)