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Predictable Old Football Joke

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joggerjayne | 21:16 Wed 26th Mar 2014 | Jokes
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When England played, we used to play that drinking game.

If Sol Campbell scored, we drank Sol.

If Paul Scholes scored, we drank Skol.

If David Beckham scored, we drank Becks.

It's a pity that David Seaman only played in goal.



LOL

Err ... I'll get my coat.
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Takes spunk to post an old joke like this, jj.
21:18 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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I find that very hard to swallow, JJ
21:18 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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I didn't expect follow up gags.
21:20 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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come again?
21:21 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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Well, you have to suck it and see, jj.
21:21 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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"Follow up gags"?.. spit it out then
21:23 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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Okay okay, enough !!
21:30 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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has it all got you dribbling JJ xx
21:32 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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it was inevitable that you'd get some nobby styles of joke
21:32 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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Okay okay, enough !!


Hey, you started it, jj.
21:33 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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I didn't start it.

Yes you did. You invaded Poland.

:0)
21:51 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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LOL.
21:52 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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And if Cantona scored we had Highballs
21:53 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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And he used to dribble a lot, hadn't he, Psybbo !.
21:56 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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Tony, he can dribble on me any time!
21:58 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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Gawd, the French git.
22:01 Wed 26th Mar 2014

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