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marval | 22:48 Sat 02nd Nov 2013 | Jokes
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Two women Jill and Nadine meet for lunch.

"You're looking very tired today, says Nadine. Did you have a late night?"

"Yes," replies Jill, "but it was all very strange."

"While doing some gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, so I rubbed it and out popped a genie."

"He gave me a choice of two wishes."

"Wow," says Nadine, "so what were the choices he gave you?"

"He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, one hundred per cent memory or else he could give my boyfriend a bigger pen!s."

"What did you choose?" askes Jill.

"I can't remember," replies Jill.
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And there was I thinking size didn't matter! good one marval.
23:30 Sun 03rd Nov 2013
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the safe has gone!
Have I told you about my girlfriend Jill?
I can't remember, Shoota....
marvel, great lol
Why was it Jill who asked, "What did you choose?"

Surely it should have been Nadine ?

Or is that meant to be another sign of her scrambled memory ?

:)

........and i was very happy with her decidion
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Sorry Canary42 my mistake in typing.
And there was I thinking size didn't matter! good one marval.

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